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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14846933 times)

SalmonGod

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #24240 on: December 18, 2012, 01:02:43 am »

Even if the events described happened before the Cambrian Explosion, the Ark would still be way too small.

Hell, the Ark would barely be able to hold some cattle for 40 days.

Not if it was just two cattle.

Checkmate, atheists.
Two cattle and 40 days of food for them.

And what did the predators eat for 40 days?  That's a lot of extra livestock just to feed them.

I never liked the inbreeding implications of this anyway.  DNA database is seriously the only interpretation of the story I can stomach.
« Last Edit: December 18, 2012, 01:05:10 am by SalmonGod »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #24241 on: December 18, 2012, 01:02:56 am »

Even if the events described happened before the Cambrian Explosion, the Ark would still be way too small.

Hell, the Ark would barely be able to hold some cattle for 40 days.

Not if it was just two cattle.

Checkmate, atheists.
Two cattle and 40 days of food for them.
And water. Depending on the salinity of the mysterious disappearing flood waters, the ark may have been floating in brine.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #24242 on: December 18, 2012, 01:06:08 am »

Even if the events described happened before the Cambrian Explosion, the Ark would still be way too small.

Hell, the Ark would barely be able to hold some cattle for 40 days.

Not if it was just two cattle.

Checkmate, atheists.
Two cattle and 40 days of food for them.

And what did the predators eat for 40 days?  That's a lot of extra livestock just to feed them.

I never liked the inbreeding implications of this anyway.
Look, if you go back in your line, do you know how many parents you have? It's a case of Exponential growth. If you go to Roman generations, you have more ancestors then the entire population of humans who currently or have ever existed. There was inbreeding. And ALOT of it.
 
However, I agree that strict literal following of the Bible is impossible.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #24243 on: December 18, 2012, 01:07:25 am »

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*eye twitch*
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #24244 on: December 18, 2012, 01:09:37 am »

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I see that mistaken apostrophe placement so often it doesn't even faze me anymore XD
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #24245 on: December 18, 2012, 02:05:18 am »

No, Sirus! We have to fight against the cancer that is the plural apostrophe, or ALL GRAMMAR will be demolished!

/slipperyslope
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« Reply #24246 on: December 18, 2012, 02:06:57 am »

What? Nine out of ten person's don't see the problem's with plural apostrophe's.

JOIN US. JOIN US. JOIN US.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #24247 on: December 18, 2012, 02:09:34 am »

What? Nine out of ten person's don't see the problem's with plural apostrophe's.
But the remaining one out of ten want to stab them repeatedly in the eyeballs.
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« Reply #24248 on: December 18, 2012, 02:12:48 am »

What? Nine out of ten person's don't see the problem's with plural apostrophe's.
But the remaining one out of ten want to stab them repeatedly in the eyeballs.
You can stab our eye's. But you'll never take our freedom's!

Okay...I'll stop now :p
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #24249 on: December 18, 2012, 02:14:43 am »

No, 'Siru's! We have to fight again'st the cancer that is the plural apo'strophe, or ALL GRAMMAR will be demoli'shed!

/'slippery'slope
And 'so it begin's.
Down the 'slope we go.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #24250 on: December 18, 2012, 02:16:43 am »

I feel like I'm reading Barkley dialogue.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #24251 on: December 18, 2012, 04:02:47 am »

What? Nine out of ten person's don't see the problem's with plural apostrophe's.

JOIN U'S. JOIN U'S. JOIN U'S.
FTFY, Siru's
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #24252 on: December 18, 2012, 04:04:23 am »

Thi's i's a load of bull'.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #24253 on: December 18, 2012, 05:03:04 am »

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"Homosexual love or marriage legalization not come to pass, in agreement with the Christian groups' ideas."

Seems that both major political parties in Korea are anti-LGBT. o_O
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #24254 on: December 18, 2012, 05:11:04 am »

Oppan fundie style!
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