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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #24195 on: December 17, 2012, 10:19:54 am »
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In the movie Brave, there are these lights (will'o'wisps?) the protagonist is supposed to follow. So I told my daughter never to follow them in real life (in local folklore they're actually not very friendly). Then days later she had nightmares about them.
Perhaps I should cut down on telling fantasy as if it's real (she believes we have gnomes living in the walls, as well) :)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #24196 on: December 17, 2012, 10:27:12 am »
They're just marsh gas, but are known to lead travelers astray in bogs, where they would drown. I love keeping a bit of pagan folklore alive.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #24197 on: December 17, 2012, 10:31:33 am »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #24198 on: December 17, 2012, 11:07:20 am »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #24199 on: December 17, 2012, 04:58:14 pm »
Ah, the ... some of the Black Friday/Day After Thanksgiving Fight Day Sale cases are coming along nicely.

Just in time for the New Year's Eve drunk driving cases....

So remember kids, don't fight over saving $20 and don't drink and drive (this last one is serious).
« Last Edit: December 17, 2012, 05:35:55 pm by Truean »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #24200 on: December 17, 2012, 05:16:13 pm »
You mean the first one wasn't?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #24201 on: December 17, 2012, 05:36:40 pm »
Most of what I say isn't serious, but even if it were, that last line is far more serious.

The level of serious rises to a societal asymptote approaching "don't drink and drive damn you."
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #24202 on: December 17, 2012, 05:49:12 pm »
DON'T FUCKING DRINK AND DRIVE OR EVERYONE YOU LOVE WILL DIE.

I'M TOTALLY SERIOUS RIGHT NOW IF YOU DRINK AND DRIVE I WILL FIND OUT AND COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND AXE MURDER ALL YOUR CATS AND EVEN IF YOU MAKE IT HOME SAFE YOU WILL BE VERY SAD.

ALSO I HUNG A GOAT OUTSIDE ON THE TREE IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE AS A DECORATION DO YOU LIKE IT??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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P.S CLEAN YOUR POOL THERE'S PEE IN THERE
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #24203 on: December 17, 2012, 05:51:36 pm »
Honestly though, drinking and driving is a terrible idea.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #24204 on: December 17, 2012, 05:56:52 pm »
Indeed. And, goats do make lovely decorations.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #24205 on: December 17, 2012, 06:07:42 pm »
Quote from: Truean on December 17, 2012, 05:51:36 pm
Honestly though, drinking and driving is a terrible idea.
What about driving drink?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #24206 on: December 17, 2012, 07:05:18 pm »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #24207 on: December 17, 2012, 07:06:41 pm »
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...I'll, wait and see at next donation. I mean, it's the internet. Trust is a valuable commodity.
 
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #24208 on: December 17, 2012, 07:21:56 pm »
That would be incredibly easy to Photoshop, and if someone wanted to take credit they'd do it on the forum and in the hall of champions.


Faaaaake.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #24209 on: December 17, 2012, 07:40:59 pm »
yea i don't think paypal does credit card payments of 50000

plus fuck you really gotta love DF for this, must have the elf blood shrine hiding in the closet O_O
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