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[pisskop]

hardly

[Mr Space Cat]

So I started Minecraft up after some 6 months or so on hiatus.

Da hell did they do to the sounds? Wood is all creaky now, rocks sound weird when you punch them, what is this horrific change?

EDIT: Oh man, the endermen! Kill their vocal cords with fire! Burn 'em all!

[pisskop]

Grass walking is (almost) silent, which means creepers on grass are (almost) silent.

Also, Things are willing to fall from height to get you.  creepers drop down on you, even if they hurt themselves, and get a bonus on their  damage done for it.

[Frumple]

Y'know, I hadn't noticed that.

Have they got it so the creepers, like, time it, yet? So say they start ticking X blocks up, setting themselves to explode when they're like, directly above you.

Because that would be awesome. You hear the hissing, spin around trying to see it, and have just enough time to go, "Hey, I don't see anythi-" before you get splattered across the countryside by a kamikaze freefall-creeper exploding like an inch above you..

[pisskop]

They take the fall damage, hiss, and then start their countdown.  Not that I usually see this.  Usually I hear this right before my hardcore world gets deleted.  Most noticable in the caves, at diamond level, or in ravines.

Other things do this too, but. . .

EDIT:  The solution is to keep walking.  They will then only nick you.

[dei]

I shouldn't cook when I'm delirious with fever. The macaroni and cheese I made was made with sharp cheddar, and yet it's whiter than Weird Al when he sang that song "White and Nerdy". It's like someone replaced the cheese with glue.

I think it is because I accidentially tripled the amount of milk I was supposed to put in. Well, at least the sauce didn't catch fire but it did pretty much bukkake all over my bed. My landlord is going to be pissed if he finds out.

Luckily I ate the evidence. I regret nothing except that I'm not reading Jay Naylor's Better Days webcomic for a third time at this very moment. I normally don't like furries but my god I think I have fallen in love with Jay Naylor's non-pornographic work.

inb4 someone replies with "Your post." like they did with the whole /jp/-oriented post I made last time.

[Descan]

The next post.

[pisskop]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

NSFW

I submit this instead. Sorry.

[dei]

The anime Kill Me Baby, which I dropped halfway through the first episode. This made me go "What the fuck?" more than the rule34 I've seen on gas stations, which was also made by the Japanese but at the very least didn't try to mix ultraviolence with cuteness.

Those two don't go together unless the characters in question have yandere or yangire personalities. Of course this is also why the only anime I am glad to be watching this year is Robotics;Notes, but then again I am a sucker for anything set in the same scenario as Chaos;Head and the doubly-superior Steins;Gate.

...Mayushii is best tuturu. Don't ask me what I mean by that.

- edit - I probably phrased something wrong in there but I can't find it anymore.

[misko27]

Un case you've ever wondered what Total media Control by a mad-man is like:
 
http://www.reddit.com/r/pyongyang;

[DrPoo]

http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=513323665

Spambot in the generator?

[Jerick]

My home's heater press seems to always get buried in miscellanous bits and pieces.
So I was going through it trying to sort out what goes where when a find a small black case covered in dust near the bottom.
Thinking it was another of those travel sets of pilers/screwdrivers I open it up to make sure.
It's a DS.
The top is covered with long dried jam.
Powering it on shows me the that the set user name is SeaMC and the set measage is "fuuck"
We've lived in this house for about six years and moved into when it was new, this isn't the first time I've cleared out the boiler press like this.
I've run through the list of people how have ever entered my house and none of them would likely have brought this with them.
In fact I can't think of anyone I know who fits the user settings, there is no premutation of SeaMC that fits anyone I know.
Where the hell did it come from?
No one else I've asked has any idea how it arrived in our house let alone who it belongs to.
And what's it doing in my boiler press of all places?

[Aklyon]

Obviously is a doomy doomy plot of the kind varying depending on what game they left in it and what kind it is.

[The Darkling Wolf]

Darcke Magicke.
It be.

[olemars]

My home's heater press seems to always get buried in miscellanous bits and pieces.
So I was going through it trying to sort out what goes where when a find a small black case covered in dust near the bottom.
Thinking it was another of those travel sets of pilers/screwdrivers I open it up to make sure.
It's a DS.
The top is covered with long dried jam.
Powering it on shows me the that the set user name is SeaMC and the set measage is "fuuck"
We've lived in this house for about six years and moved into when it was new, this isn't the first time I've cleared out the boiler press like this.
I've run through the list of people how have ever entered my house and none of them would likely have brought this with them.
In fact I can't think of anyone I know who fits the user settings, there is no premutation of SeaMC that fits anyone I know.
Where the hell did it come from?
No one else I've asked has any idea how it arrived in our house let alone who it belongs to.
And what's it doing in my boiler press of all places?

You're in the plot of a b-list splatter movie. SeaMC was the disturbed child who was murdered in your house before you moved in. He can't rest until he has his DS. And your jam.

What the heck is a boiler press anyway?