What made me go "What the fuck?" in a good way today would be that out of the three beautiful healthy-looking women that I saw during my thirty minute trip to the store that two of them smiled at me and said hello. What did I do to deserve this kind of good fortune?
...Upon telling my roommate the ordained minister and local artist who is always giving me advice with women he said the only thing I did wrong was not asking for their phone numbers. I don't know, I guess I regret nothing but I'm just glad I got to see such gentle beauty today even if it did count as a "What the fuck?" moment.
inb4 someone asks what I mean by healthy, I mean not twig-like as how Western culture perceives beauty in this day and age. Fuck you Industrial Revolution and fuck you Great Depression for making society look down on the curvy, the big-boned, the voluptuous and the stocky! I can't even find pants in my size outside of the Big and Tall section at Marshalls because of you two assholes!
harhar. This is my 'good' wtf. Its funny because my waist size is a 30inch.
How big is big? pleasantly plump? Or lustfully large? I don't mind a girl of 130lbs or w.e., but I prefer them to be in the 140-160 range, depending on their muscle mass.
Eh well, the first woman was a Caucasian with wavy black hair wearing a forest green hoodie and light denim jeans. She had an ass that was fifty inches or greater in size. The second woman was a short and chubby Caucasian woman with wavy black hair wearing a black blouse and demin jeans. She had breasts larger than my head. The third woman was a slightly taller chubby Caucasian woman with wavy blonde hair dyed pink wearing glasses, a black hoodie and black denim jeans. She had quite generous proportions but what really got me was her pink hair.
If you couldn't tell my standards for what is healthy predate the ridiculous standards put in place by the Industrial Revolution and the Great Depression, going back to a time where it was considered healthy and beautiful to be plump and big-boned. Society tends to value excessively thin and light-boned individuals and bases everything around such people because of those two events, and I don't like that very much at all. I've heard that it's actually worse to be too thin or too lean than to be healthily plump like the women I saw yesterday and I figure that as long as you take care of yourself and eat the right amount for your body type that as long as you are able and mobile that it shouldn't matter if you're a bit overweight.
Therefore I consider healthy to entail healthy proportions, which usually means that they are at least a bit overweight by society's standards but not to the point where they have to use a rascal to get around. Once you have to rely on a mobility scooter you probably should consider taking better care of yourself because you really aren't healthy by that time.
I apologize in advance if I offend or bother anyone with this post. I'm just trying to be honest here seeing as I think that honesty is the best policy outside of life-and-death situations. I'm seriously going to go lie down now though.
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