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[Jervill]

Best.

Religion.

Ever.

[Hanslanda]

The requirements to be an Ordained Cleric are... Inspiring.

'Must smoke at least two joints in a day.
Must drink at least a pint of whiskey once every two days.
Must biblically know at least three wenches a year, with no more than three months between wenchings.
Must sleep in until at least noon on no less than three days of the week.
Must contemplate your hands every wednesday for no less than thirty minutes.'

[Karnewarrior]

I, Bro, do heredoby swear and all that shit to:

Follow the bro code
Do unto girls what I like to do to girls if you know what I mean
Not hit on a brosephs broad
Not ever use a Man Loofah
Like, above all, do no harm, man
But if you can try'n make some shit better a'fore you go
But if you can't your bros will handle that for you
Above all (and above the other stuff before this), drink no light beers.

*PPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP*
Amen.

[kaijyuu]

Uh, Hans, wont' that require 4 wenches a year, if at least 1 every three months?

Not that I'm complaining.

[Lightningfalcon]

A question at an NJROTC academic team match.
"How many grams of fat are in a baked opossum?" 

[Hanslanda]

Uh, Hans, wont' that require 4 wenches a year, if at least 1 every three months?

Not that I'm complaining.

Technically, that's how the math would work out. But we had some issues with Clerics wanting to sleep with the same wench multiple months, so we changed the requirements a bit.

[Jervill]

Uh, Hans, wont' that require 4 wenches a year, if at least 1 every three months?

Not that I'm complaining.

I thought you'd be complaining that you could only do wenches.

[misko27]

A question at an NJROTC academic team match.
"How many grams of fat are in a baked opossum?"

At least 2.3.

[Aklyon]

The man with the pipe has a point there, good sir bro.

[Hanslanda]

Uh, Hans, wont' that require 4 wenches a year, if at least 1 every three months?

Not that I'm complaining.

I thought you'd be complaining that you could only do wenches.

Wench is technically a genderless noun as far as Steve is concerned, he's pretty open minded. Except about Aboleths. Fuck those guys, and not literally.

[Frumple]

A question at an NJROTC academic team match.
"How many grams of fat are in a baked opossum?"

Man, objection. That's not nearly enough information to be able to accurately answer the question. Baking time, preparation method, type or types of marinade... a lot can adjust that figure, I'd say.

[kaijyuu]

Steve sounds like an awesome guy. Does he come down for partying with his followers often?

[Hanslanda]

Steve sounds like an awesome guy. Does he come down for partying with his followers often?

No, not really. He's generally way too drunk or high. Although, he does sometimes. They call it Oktoberfest.

[kaijyuu]

Ah, that's okay.

Do I sign the contract in blood, or...?

[misko27]

Ah, that's okay.

Do I sign the contract in blood, or...?

Perhaps another bodily liquid.