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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14473276 times)

Cassandra

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20940 on: October 28, 2012, 02:12:27 am »
I only have a sister, so I don't have to worry about childbirth.
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kaijyuu

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20941 on: October 28, 2012, 02:12:58 am »
Whatever floats your boat. I'm just glad "forced" is in quotes :P
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20942 on: October 28, 2012, 02:13:44 am »
oh god did you just admit you like commiting incest?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20943 on: October 28, 2012, 02:14:43 am »
Quote from: kaijyuu on October 28, 2012, 02:12:58 am
Whatever floats your boat. I'm just glad "forced" is in quotes :P
I had a boat. Is bees now though.

Incest is NOT happening in my family. No. My sister has aspergers, I get years in the slammer for taking advantage for shit like that. Plus, when she turns 18 I am her legal guardian, so.

Quote from: New Guy on October 28, 2012, 02:13:44 am
oh god did you just admit you like commiting incest?
No. Bees.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20944 on: October 28, 2012, 02:14:56 am »
That's good, New Guy. About the family and all.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go engineer a virus to kill EVERY SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING BEE ON THE PLANET.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20945 on: October 28, 2012, 02:15:44 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on October 28, 2012, 02:14:56 am
That's good, New Guy. About the family and all.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go engineer a virus to kill EVERY SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING BEE ON THE PLANET.
But watch as virus is bees.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20946 on: October 28, 2012, 02:16:21 am »
What the fuck.


Meta, dude. Meta.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20947 on: October 28, 2012, 02:16:57 am »
Quote from: misko27 on October 28, 2012, 02:15:44 am
Quote from: Xantalos on October 28, 2012, 02:14:56 am
That's good, New Guy. About the family and all.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go engineer a virus to kill EVERY SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING BEE ON THE PLANET.
But watch as virus is bees.
You force me to destroy.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20948 on: October 28, 2012, 02:17:08 am »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20949 on: October 28, 2012, 02:18:57 am »
Quote from: Wrex on October 28, 2012, 02:16:21 am
What the fuck.


Meta, dude. Meta.
Bees.

Anyway, mom is not bees, and wants me to get her thremometer. At 3:17 in the morning. Her wallet was bees, money wasn't though. Washed blood off. I'm out for now.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20950 on: October 28, 2012, 02:50:19 am »
Quote from: New Guy on October 28, 2012, 02:17:08 am
I feel as if this is mandatory.
Bees
Quote from: Wrex on October 28, 2012, 02:16:21 am
What the fuck.


Meta, dude. Meta.
I actually don't understand this statement.

Anyway, the buzzing is geting to me. I went to store. Store was not bees. I bought themometer and candy. Cashier was bees. Left money. Ate some candy and came home. Looked at my stuff. Candy was bees. Gave mom thermometer. No Fever.
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« Reply #20951 on: October 28, 2012, 02:52:37 am »
Well, good luck dying, Misko.
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« Reply #20952 on: October 28, 2012, 02:54:25 am »
Oh dear, what monster have I unleashed upon the world with my callous and ill thought suggestion?
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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« Reply #20953 on: October 28, 2012, 02:56:14 am »
Quote from: kaijyuu on October 28, 2012, 02:54:25 am
Oh dear, what monster have I unleashed upon the world with my callous and ill thought suggestion?
Nothing actually, Misko's been possessed by that one 'bees' STD or SCV or whatever.
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« Reply #20954 on: October 28, 2012, 02:56:45 am »
Oh, okay. Phew.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.
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