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[Hanslanda]

Days Crenibles of the week perplexond:
Three O'Clock
Great Scott
Frei's day
Unicron
Iaptus
Kai (Just for Kaijyuu )
MAXIMUM
Final Boss

And thus shall the time be labeled.

[kaijyuu]

You have Kaijyuu's Stamp of Approval. If just for the flattery.

[Telgin]

Netflix has me WTFing today.  If you search on their site for something when not signed in, you'll find lots more than if you are signed in.  Alright, I get it Netflix, regionalization is probably keeping you from letting me watch Johnny Bravo.

What's confusing is that I apparently can't figure out which region will let me watch any of this stuff.  Trying different regions hasn't helped...

[Knight of Fools]

You have Kaijyuu's Stamp of Approval. If just for the flattery.

Now we just need to have a name for each hour of the day, and an entire jingle for each individual minute. Each second within a minute shall be listed by color.

Then, we need to work on a convoluted text of exceptions... Lady Gaga minute shall be a holiday, even though it lasts just one minute!

[kaenneth]

Here's one Truean will appreciate.

Just got off the phone with an attorney friend.

Apparently another attorney sent him a letter accusing him of, among other things, smoking crack cocaine on a regular basis.

My friend intended to scan it into his computer, so put it on his combo print/scan/fax machine.

(later)

He needed to fax something to the court, so he put 4 pages into the auto-feeder, punched in the court's number, and hit send.

The pages stayed in the feeder. The fax log says 1 page sent.

The letter was still on the flatbed scanner...

Whoops.

[Knight of Fools]

Someone's scratching their head at the court's offices.

[Karlito]

One thing I think they *should* change is the calendar. We could have 13 months of 28 days (and one with a 29th day) so we don't have to ask "hey, is this a month with 30 or 31 days?" all the time. And February wouldn't be an odd duck.

Might as well make every month 4 weeks too, though that'd leave one month with an 8 day week.

You aren't the first one to propose something like that, though this one does it with 12 months.

Oh, and here's a different way of measuring time.

[Lord Inquisitor]

human spider eats human bird

the manga girls eyes are weird as fuck

re the dildo issue
try transrectal removal. this (xray) was still on. and not coming out the easy way.

[SomeStupidGuy]

I've been reading this let's play of this japanese game called Dangan Ronpa, it's pretty damn amazing.
Completely insane too, mind you. (Otherwise I wouldn't be posting it here)
The LPer calls it Phoenix Wright + Battle Royale & I'd definitely agree with that.
Just watch this & try to tell that doesn't seem amazing.
The sad thing is though, it probably won't end up being translated and whatnot.

[JoshuaFH]

human spider eats human bird

That's way too detailed for a question that, on paper, seems like the type of dumb question you'd have smoking weed.

[RedWarrior0]

Oh, and here's a different way of measuring time.

See, the goal is to become even more un-metric, and that seems like it's heading in the opposite direction. We want UNreasonable methods of timekeeping here.

[GlyphGryph]

human spider eats human bird

God damn it, I could have really used this a few months ago. Ah well :/

Certainly brings back some fond memories, though...

[Flying Dice]

human spider eats human bird

God damn it, I could have really used this a few months ago. Ah well :/

Certainly brings back some fond memories, though...

Welp. Now I know what I'm dreaming about.

[Hanslanda]

Me too. I dreamt of giant wheels of cheese and me being a vampire last night. Twas a good dream.

[Wrex]

At least your dreams have more variety than: RAWR SLASH SCREECH BLOOD DEATH MUAHAHAHAHAHAH.