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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14987526 times)

kaijyuu

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15885 on: September 07, 2012, 05:04:32 pm »
Quote from: Jervill on September 07, 2012, 05:03:01 pm
Hell, I'd take her out on a date.  She's probably quite interesting.  Assuming she's older now, of course.
Same.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15886 on: September 07, 2012, 05:05:08 pm »
Quote from: kaijyuu on September 07, 2012, 05:04:32 pm
Quote from: Jervill on September 07, 2012, 05:03:01 pm
Hell, I'd take her out on a date.  She's probably quite interesting.  Assuming she's older now, of course.
Same.
Damned right. Assuming she's of age.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15887 on: September 07, 2012, 05:08:52 pm »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15888 on: September 07, 2012, 05:19:06 pm »
It's only an issue if you don't find out for a good while. Especially pre-op. It's a little unnerving when you find out the girl you've been dating for the past three - four months has a PEENUS.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15889 on: September 07, 2012, 05:23:19 pm »
* kaijyuu would be fine with that
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15890 on: September 07, 2012, 05:27:00 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on September 07, 2012, 05:19:06 pm
It's only an issue if you don't find out for a good while. Especially pre-op. It's a little unnerving when you find out the girl you've been dating for the past three - four months has a PEENUS.
I'm sure that somebody imaginative enough could come up with an effectively infinite amount of pseudo-orifices in the human body. One down isn't too much of an issue I would think.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15891 on: September 07, 2012, 05:27:56 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on September 07, 2012, 05:26:07 pm
this is seriously just how to troll Einstein

It's a lolwut moment.
In seriousness I effin' love that quote and will now use it everywhere.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15892 on: September 07, 2012, 06:10:21 pm »
Quote from: Wrex on September 07, 2012, 04:34:18 pm
He is a monster, and If I ever met him, I would kill him. Slowly. Bamboo under the fingernails is too good for this motherfucker.
I would shove one of those big drills up his ass and keave it on, then maybe feed him the blood from his own torn up innards
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15893 on: September 07, 2012, 06:11:23 pm »
Quote from: DrPoo on September 07, 2012, 06:10:21 pm
Quote from: Wrex on September 07, 2012, 04:34:18 pm
He is a monster, and If I ever met him, I would kill him. Slowly. Bamboo under the fingernails is too good for this motherfucker.
I would shove one of those big drills up his ass and keave it on, then maybe feed him the blood from his own torn up innards


I didn't say the second part, allthough now that you mention it, it would work quite well.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15894 on: September 07, 2012, 06:23:25 pm »
Quote from: Wrex on September 07, 2012, 06:11:23 pm
Quote from: DrPoo on September 07, 2012, 06:10:21 pm
Quote from: Wrex on September 07, 2012, 04:34:18 pm
He is a monster, and If I ever met him, I would kill him. Slowly. Bamboo under the fingernails is too good for this motherfucker.
I would shove one of those big drills up his ass and keave it on, then maybe feed him the blood from his own torn up innards


I didn't say the second part, allthough now that you mention it, it would work quite well.

I keep fucking up my quotes sorry stupid fucking browser
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15895 on: September 07, 2012, 06:25:50 pm »
No, the knife would only make a rather shallow incision.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15896 on: September 07, 2012, 06:48:17 pm »
You're going to need a bigger knife.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15897 on: September 07, 2012, 07:34:39 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on September 07, 2012, 06:49:38 pm
no need, for I! AM! FAPMASTER! *kicks idiocy into pit*
*softly nudges your pr0n into a pit for no reason other than to be a dick*
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15898 on: September 07, 2012, 07:48:19 pm »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15899 on: September 07, 2012, 09:29:12 pm »
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.
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