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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14488655 times)

kaijyuu

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14895 on: August 28, 2012, 02:54:38 pm »
The real bigfoot would've taken at least 3.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14896 on: August 28, 2012, 02:55:01 pm »
Quote from: penguinofhonor on August 28, 2012, 02:44:29 pm
A couple goes off to have sex. They take a salt shaker with them. What could they possibly be doing?
ever heard of masochism?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14897 on: August 28, 2012, 02:55:48 pm »
Random thought: bedsheets that smelled like cardamom would be amazing to do anything sexual/romantic on top of.

Also, "Cardamom Bedsheets" would be a great name for...something.

Re: salt: maybe they're flavoring the breastmilk?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14898 on: August 28, 2012, 02:57:24 pm »
Quote from: dhokarena56 on August 28, 2012, 02:55:48 pm
Random thought: bedsheets that smelled like cardamom would be amazing to do anything sexual/romantic on top of.

Also, "Cardamom Bedsheets" would be a great name for...something.

Re: salt: maybe they're flavoring the breastmilk?
umm....... wow i was thinking more violent :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14899 on: August 28, 2012, 02:57:57 pm »
Quote from: dhokarena56 on August 28, 2012, 02:55:48 pm
Re: salt: maybe they're flavoring the breastmilk?
You know that one line which one is not supposed to cross, in order to avoid "going too far?"

Well, I think you may have just crossed it.  :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14900 on: August 28, 2012, 02:58:36 pm »
I'm unaware of any such line.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14901 on: August 28, 2012, 03:03:24 pm »
Oh god im starting to imagining it, FUCK MAKE IT STOP BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14902 on: August 28, 2012, 03:22:27 pm »
How did you know you were suddenly bisexual? Did you "wake up" next to some dude named Chad and his wife?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14903 on: August 28, 2012, 03:33:27 pm »
Quote from: kaijyuu on August 28, 2012, 02:58:36 pm
I'm unaware of any such line.
Human sexuality is like walking a really hazardous beach. There are rip currents, tidal pools, stagnant marshes, quick sands and if you go too far you can get swept away by the high tide.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14904 on: August 28, 2012, 03:37:52 pm »
wow, hearing a argument about how to kiss, i heard something about sin, atleast its a boy, and write in your journal. No idea whats going on but very loud chick.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14905 on: August 28, 2012, 04:01:14 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on August 28, 2012, 02:10:17 pm
It was actually an accident. There was some in the fridge, and it wasn't labeled, and I really wanted cereal...
Are you sure it wasn't purposefully unlabeled to see who who drink it?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14906 on: August 28, 2012, 05:16:15 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on August 28, 2012, 04:26:24 pm
Quote from: Karnewarrior on August 28, 2012, 03:22:27 pm
How did you know you were suddenly bisexual? Did you "wake up" next to some dude named Chad and his wife?
no, I just started kissing a man and woman that I just walked across for no reason whatsoever.
That sounds like either the start to an interesting short story or a fascinating set of criminal charges.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14907 on: August 28, 2012, 05:19:27 pm »
I still seriously want to know what they were doing with that salt. Googling "salt play" hasn't given me any leads.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14908 on: August 28, 2012, 05:36:55 pm »
I'd google "salt fetish" but yeah.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14909 on: August 28, 2012, 05:54:17 pm »
School administrators are demanding that a preschool boys name be changed because it violates their schools anti-gun policy.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/school-asks-deaf-preschooler-change-sign-language-name-191629255.html
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