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[Scelly9]

I do like me some good erotic fiction, but finding something that isn't either painfully slow/boring or horribly contrived is hard.

Yeah, its just the level of terrible this one is is pretty amazing. I have written better porn than this.

I'm pretty sure that everyone here who's written porn can say that.

Exactly.

[Yoink]

Uh. Apparently my new kettle makes weird cartoon-y air raid siren noises when the water boils. What.

[MaximumZero]

I do like me some good erotic fiction, but finding something that isn't either painfully slow/boring or horribly contrived is hard.

Yeah, its just the level of terrible this one is is pretty amazing. I have written better porn than this.

I'm pretty sure that everyone here who's written porn can say that.

Exactly.

There are people here that haven't written porn?

[Scelly9]

Uh. Apparently my new kettle makes weird cartoon-y air raid siren noises when the water boils. What.

Just whistling or like something weird?

[Yoink]

 

There are people here that haven't written porn?

Oh, I remember a couple of lonely hours spent typing away on an ancient 'personal organiser' computer I got for $2 bucks at a garage sale... Gods, that is a depressing memory. I was kinda glad when that thing finally broke. I probably still have some of the floppy disks lying around somewhere... Thank goodness those wouldn't work on anything made since the '80s.

Uh. Apparently my new kettle makes weird cartoon-y air raid siren noises when the water boils. What.

Just whistling or like something weird?

Nah, high-pitched undulating beeping. Sort of like an old air raid siren except more electronic sounding. I kinda miss my old kettle...

[Gamerlord]

I do like me some good erotic fiction, but finding something that isn't either painfully slow/boring or horribly contrived is hard.

Yeah, its just the level of terrible this one is is pretty amazing. I have written better porn than this.

I'm pretty sure that everyone here who's written porn can say that.

Exactly.

There are people here that haven't written porn?

*Raises hand*

[Yoink]

You... You... *Ponders suitably terrible insult*
...You normal person!

[MaximumZero]

If his profile is true, he's only 17. Give it time.

[Gamerlord]

If his profile is true, he's only 17. Give it time.

Why cant I not picture you stroking a cat while wearing an evil grin as you say that?

[Yoink]

Hey, come on. I got all my lonely-typing-creepiness out of my system by 14. ...Okay, 15. Maybe 16, whatever. Stop changing the subject!

Ninja'd: In this discussion? Be thankful it's just a cat he's stroking. Oh god, I went there...  Leaving thread naow.

[Scelly9]

14, I got ya beat.

[SirAaronIII]

I got here either too early or too late. I'm not sure which one.
I keep hearing that starting guitar riff from "Hotel California" by the Eagles. I don't know where it's coming from. I'm probably just imagining it.

[kaijyuu]

Please tell me this isn't a real quote from the book.

[Scelly9]

Please tell me this isn't a real quote from the book.

It is not, however its almost that bad.

[Hanslanda]

I do like me some good erotic fiction, but finding something that isn't either painfully slow/boring or horribly contrived is hard.

Yeah, its just the level of terrible this one is is pretty amazing. I have written better porn than this.

I'm pretty sure that everyone here who's written porn can say that.

Exactly.

There are people here that haven't written porn?

*Raises hand*

*Also raises hand*