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[Aklyon]

Wasn't that posted before?



Also, why do you need a gallon of lubricant?

[Tellemurius]

http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=cm_cr-mr-title

I saw that and the horse mask............ somebody hand me my gun.

[Scelly9]

Also, why do you need a gallon of lubricant?

55 gallons actually.

[Lord Dullard]

Wait, somebody already posted tha---

*search thread*

...the HELL

[Aklyon]

Wait, somebody already posted tha---

*search thread*

...the HELL

I know its been posted on the forums before now, though. But where?

[Skyrunner]

Also, why do you need a gallon of lubricant?

55 gallons actually.

Spoiler: what the.. (click to show/hide)

Excellent Veterinary applications October 12, 2011
By William A. Hooker
As a Fertility Specialist for Pachyderms, this was exactly what we needed to help rebuild elephant populations all over sub-saharan africa. It's not all just Medications and IVF treatments. Some times you need a loudspeaker, a Barry White CD and a 55 Gallon drum of Lube.

[Lord Dullard]

Augh. Link-surfing on Amazon is starting to erode my sense of reality.

Damn you, Amazon.

http://www.amazon.com/How-Good-bye-Depression-Constrict-Everyday/dp/0595094724/ref=cm_lmf_tit_2

I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make #### three times in succession without drawing out.In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell.

[Scelly9]

Weird. Usually the trolls are in the comments.

[Frumple]

Sounds like kegals for men, which both is a thing and supposedly fairly healthy for you. More than that or any particular actual medical research behind it I have no idea, but I've heard it in passing a few times.

[Knight of Fools]

Augh. Link-surfing on Amazon is starting to erode my sense of reality.

Damn you, Amazon.

http://www.amazon.com/How-Good-bye-Depression-Constrict-Everyday/dp/0595094724/ref=cm_lmf_tit_2

I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make #### three times in succession without drawing out.In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell.

"The power of positive Sphincting!"

Classic.

[SalmonGod]

I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make #### three times in succession without drawing out.In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell.

It took every ounce of will not to break down laughing hysterically in the middle of the office at this. 

[Knight of Fools]

Yes, butt did you try it?

[MaximumZero]

55gal drum of lube + roll of sheet plastic = awesome slip'n'slide. ^_^

[Pnx]

Yes, butt did you try it?

Is that directed at SalmonGod or your rectum?

[Aklyon]

Yes, butt did you try it?