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[GlyphGryph]

Bot are not spam the way you think they are. They are spamming the google-bots, not you.

They are robots built to fool robots, and we are merely their pawns.

[Urist Imiknorris]

More words = more google hits.

[GalenEvil]

So, obviously... this is all google's fault DAMN YOU GOOGLE!!!!

/sarcasm

[FearfulJesuit]

I went to Conservapedia this evening and was treated by this gem:

Simple arithmetic predicts Obama's defeat: control of the White House by political party and term of office was 2-2-2-1 (through Jimmy Carter), and then 3-2-2-? (through today). The pattern has never alternated between the parties as a perfectly level 2-2-2-2; Obama will lose reelection to complete the inevitable 2-2-2-1 cycle.

wat

[Urist Imiknorris]

I AM RIGHT BECAUSE NUMBERS

[Furtuka]

The backspace key on my iPod does not seem to work well with google docs? I will make an edit, but then when I look at the edit from a pc, it'll show that it will register the edit but view it as if I never deleted anything and just inserted the new text between words and make a jumbled mess. Anyone know what is causing this?

[EveryZig]

Simple arithmetic predicts Obama's defeat: control of the White House by political party and term of office was 2-2-2-1 (through Jimmy Carter), and then 3-2-2-? (through today). The pattern has never alternated between the parties as a perfectly level 2-2-2-2; Obama will lose reelection to complete the inevitable 2-2-2-1 cycle.

wat

Simple math really.
Everyone knows that 1 + 1 = Obama is a communist

[GalenEvil]

Fuck... I thought that 1 + 1 = 3 for large values of 1... now I have to completely redefine the entirety of my mathematical theories

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I went to Conservapedia-

And that's where you made your mistake.

[GalenEvil]

So... I just looked at a moth that was nearby and not moving. It has been in that same spot for most of the past 24 hours without moving (that I have seen). It has a wingspan of about 7-8 Inches and has two sets of false eyes that are essentially just translucent patches of wing. I picked it up by the tips of its wings and it started to fidget!!! WTF? It was still alive, and now I have essentially crippled it because for some reason moths have a lot of difficulty flying if you touch their wings. Not that it basically couldn't fly already. Yesterday it was having a lot of trouble staying in the air before it had its nearly day long nap on my front porch.

Also, moths have really creepy features. They have a weird dust-like substance on their wings; stubby, fat legs; and creepy fern-esque antennae on their heads. Creepy little fucks...

[lordcooper]

Murderer.

[alway]

http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2012/04/30/geek-news-hulu-bummer-of-the-day/
Dafuq?

Streaming video site Hulu is about to become a lot less attractive to customers looking to “cut the cord” and watch TV and movies without subscribing to a cable service.

The New York Post reports that Hulu plans to switch its paid Hulu Plus service to an “authentication” model, which will require customers to log in using a cable provider account. That’s right: no cable, no Hulu plus.

RIP: Hulu+

[lemon10]

I went to Conservapedia this evening and was treated by this gem:

Simple arithmetic predicts Obama's defeat: control of the White House by political party and term of office was 2-2-2-1 (through Jimmy Carter), and then 3-2-2-? (through today). The pattern has never alternated between the parties as a perfectly level 2-2-2-2; Obama will lose reelection to complete the inevitable 2-2-2-1 cycle.

wat

I presume that was put there by one of the trolls pretending to be a conservative, usually undetectable, but sometimes more obvious.
*Looks at quote source*
Wait, Andrew Schlafly is the site founder and main admin, thats super crazy even for him. thats even crazier then I thought that he was.

[GalenEvil]

Just did an image search for the moth mentioned above and I apparently overstated its size. They are typically between 10 and 15cm so I think that the one I "murdered" was one of the 15cm ones. It is a Polyphemus Moth

LARGE IMAGE in the spoiler!!!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[SalmonGod]

Also, moths have really creepy features. They have a weird dust-like substance on their wings; stubby, fat legs; and creepy fern-esque antennae on their heads. Creepy little fucks...

I find them beautiful, actually.