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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5985 on: March 02, 2012, 03:19:21 pm »

I just had an epiphany. Recall, if you will, the creation story of Narnia. Aslan The Lion strides over the horizon, singing a song as the landscape flourishes around him and the universe is created. First the ground and sky, then the plants, and the animals, it's all created by his song of genesis. Then I realized...

Our universe started the same way.

Notice how He valiantly strides into the frame, loosing His cry and gesturing around Himself. This is the song of genesis! Notice His gestures. You can't actually see what He's pointing to due to the camera angle, but off-screen the universe is exploding into existence around Him. Clouds of gas coalesce as he sings, then form stars and planets. At 1:25 into the video He creates life itself to share in His creation, then imbues the select few with sapience. He admires His creation for a short time, then departs once more to the heavens.

The Chronicles of Narnia books weren't fantasy-themed Christian parables. C.S. Lewis was a prophet relaying the true origin of our universe. Praise be to Trololo.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5986 on: March 02, 2012, 03:20:12 pm »

was he planning to live under it and thought he was designing a house?
Considering the thing's spanning a valley and the guy has/had a universiy diploma, I don't think so.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5987 on: March 02, 2012, 03:21:49 pm »

the thing's spanning a valley
Even hobos dream big ;)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5988 on: March 02, 2012, 03:28:07 pm »

Homeless mansion = Valley.

Would that make him a valley boy?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5989 on: March 02, 2012, 03:29:37 pm »

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« Reply #5990 on: March 02, 2012, 03:34:22 pm »

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« Reply #5991 on: March 02, 2012, 03:36:09 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5992 on: March 02, 2012, 03:37:07 pm »

WTF, UK.
More like WTF, America. The rejoinder (usually from CEOs) is "But that's why our economy is so powerful, because we have a stronger work ethic!". Given that the people who say this are the ones spending more time on the golf course than at a computer screen or boardroom meeting....*sigh*  :-[
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5993 on: March 02, 2012, 03:38:48 pm »

The problem I had with Open source *nix is too many sub-choices.

BSD or Linux?
Which distribution?
KDE or Gnome?
MySQL or PostgresSQL?

Oh... this app dosn't work with KDE, switch to gnome.
hmm, this daemon requires PostGres, switch to that.
Oh, but this other app dosn't like that.

setup virtual machines to have different configs in each one...

notice common security issue root with Linux that Root = User number zero.

OK, I'll digress into a short rant here.

Why choose the default value to represent be the all powerful super-user?

What I had done was run a server process in each virtual machine starting each one as it's own user "UserA" "UserB", etc. so I gave a command line like "service -runas UserA" and "service -runas UserB"; and everything worked.

However, what was happening was the service launcher parsed "UserA" into a numerical value; and since there were no digits, it returned the default of 0. Which was root, so for a short while I could have been running with a huge security vulnerability.

There was also the case of a code submission that basically, and intentionally did "if (user = 0)"; which if you know C style languages means to SET the user id to 0, not to test for equality.

Basically, '0' is too easy to get accidentally or slip in by stealth.

Nowdays I would design it so the root user ID is randomly generated (or specified) per install; so that instead of checking for '0' you have to say "if (user == GetRootIDFromSystem)"; and it would be easier to scan code for all uses of that function call, instead of all uses of the number zero!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5994 on: March 02, 2012, 03:40:49 pm »

WTF, UK.
More like WTF, America. The rejoinder (usually from CEOs) is "But that's why our economy is so powerful, because we have a stronger work ethic!". Given that the people who say this are the ones spending more time on the golf course than at a computer screen or boardroom meeting....*sigh*  :-[
Thats not helping. :'(
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5995 on: March 02, 2012, 03:43:13 pm »

What is UK's immigration policy, anyway?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5996 on: March 02, 2012, 03:44:06 pm »

What is UK's immigration policy, anyway?
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« Reply #5997 on: March 02, 2012, 03:44:51 pm »

What is UK's immigration policy, anyway?
Don't.


They don't openly say that of course, so they get into all kind of convoluted constructions...
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« Reply #5998 on: March 02, 2012, 03:48:31 pm »

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I don't know what you mean?
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS THAT YOU HAVE LINKED ME TO?!
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« Reply #5999 on: March 02, 2012, 03:48:45 pm »

More importantly, what's the UK's employment picture look like? You only get awesome work benefits if you have work.
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