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[612DwarfAvenue]

Illustrators have been asked to avoid showing uncut loaves of bread and freestanding wardrobes because they might be unfamiliar to American readers.

What is this i don't even.

I'm american, and quite familar with uncut loaves of bread and freestanding wardrobes. When the fuck did people get so stupid?

[Bauglir]

Right around the invention of sliced bread, I'd say.

[MaximumZero]

I went out tonight. Told my parents it was a "date." This was obviously not what I meant. When I get home, my brother asks me, "Did you have fun?" Deadpan. Man, I don't know sometimes.

[Pnx]

I dislike the term "hipster", I prefer to refer to myself as "elitist".

But seriously, I like treading the path less followed. The world would be a lot more boring than it is if people didn't. But I generally haven't applied this philosophy to music... Although maybe unpopularity influenced my love of classical music? I'm not sure I really know why I do anything at all really.

[Kogut]

removal of genitals from a mouse, nail polish from children's hands, and skull and crossbones from pirates' clothing. "And we Photoshop out cows' udders all the time."

also from http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/the-bottom-line-in-kids-books-is-udderly-unreal/2006/03/31/1143441339514.html

[MaximumZero]

That is the most ridiculous...blurgh!

[Flying Dice]

I dislike the term "hipster", I prefer to refer to myself as "elitist".

But seriously, I like treading the path less followed. The world would be a lot more boring than it is if people didn't. But I generally haven't applied this philosophy to music... Although maybe unpopularity influenced my love of classical music? I'm not sure I really know why I do anything at all really.

The difference between enjoying something because you enjoy it, and enjoying something because most people are not aware of it or do not enjoy it.

[MaximumZero]

I watched My Little Pony before it was cool. 1986, bitches.

[Darvi]

Also, being a hipster can get pretty boring since a)you never do what you have hard of, b)you have to hear of something to do it, ergo c) you'll never do anything.

I'd link to NotAlwaysRight, but too lazy to find the link.

[justinlee999]

So my ICT teacher is at it again, today he said Microsoft sucks and everyone should convert to Mac (my face was full of horror when I heard this).

And some people were convinced, because, hey, he's a teacher!

nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.

[Darvi]

Well, to be fair, there was Vista...

[Max White]

So my ICT teacher is at it again, today he said Microsoft sucks and everyone should convert to Mac (my face was full of horror when I heard this).

And some people were convinced, because, hey, he's a teacher!

nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.

I would like to give a talk about the evils of Apple to your class, and how Bill Gates is attempting to give away 90% of his money...

[Darvi]

Funnily enough, me dad hates the guy.

At least he had enough restrain not to punch him when he had the opportunity.

[Max White]

I will never understand this Microsoft hate...

[Darvi]

Might have something to do with some of the more condescending windows features.