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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #4650 on: February 04, 2012, 02:55:04 am »

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« Reply #4651 on: February 04, 2012, 05:44:41 am »

Lola I'm lol sips could. <- Anyone who can un-correct this gets a cookie.
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« Reply #4652 on: February 04, 2012, 06:17:39 am »



I think the picture speaks for its self.
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« Reply #4653 on: February 04, 2012, 06:22:34 am »



I think the picture speaks for its self.
Unintended supreme irony?
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« Reply #4654 on: February 04, 2012, 07:23:54 am »

Marxists.org (notice the s) is a well known online resource for marxist literature.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #4655 on: February 04, 2012, 11:24:45 am »

Wow, some woman now determines to call us after she found 800 dollars im charges and received only one product. Seriously you figured it out after 6 months that you're broke?!? Fuck good luck extracting that cash out from us.
Um, I'll be honest, that sounds like a legitimate grievance unless you actually are selling $800 products.
Our terms and condition states we can't give out refunds after 30 days from shipment, all i know this gonna be a phone operator's nightmare and i don't want to be at the end of that line. seriously people, read the goddamn fineprint, its even in 14font so you can actually read it, and it ain't that much too, you click that button that tells us you read us, stop whining at me saying you didn't see it, we dedicated a whole webpage for it before you get to the checkout page. People are very stupid and this company doesn't even bother hiding anything cause of that fact.


i hate tech support / customer service.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #4656 on: February 04, 2012, 11:56:31 am »

Maybe you don't give out refunds, but it sounds like fraud if you don't send the remaining product that she's being charged for, that's all I'm saying. Yeah, she's dumb, but if she paid $800 and isn't getting what she paid for, she's also being screwed over in a way that makes me think she's not the only one being unreasonable here. I dunno, maybe I shouldn't be objecting to somebody else's post in this thread, but it still seems pretty underhanded.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #4657 on: February 04, 2012, 01:14:01 pm »

All we know that it's sent, I got to argue with her saying I don't have then I gotta yell at the carrier where the fuck is that, unfortunately my company hires a carrier that doesn't even check if the address is right on the box. This company is dirty no doubt about it but I need a job still. If anything they fire me I got enough enough dirt some people might me interested in.

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« Reply #4658 on: February 04, 2012, 01:34:51 pm »

I come home from work Monday night, and learn that my stepdad had some kind of stroke or seizure and was taken to the hospital. Normally, I'd be dancing for joy at his suffering, but the doctors could not figure out what was wrong with him. The only solid diagnosis they could make was alcohol withdrawl, and suggested he drink more. And this is a person from whom, early in the morning, I hear the sound of a beer can being cracked open.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #4659 on: February 04, 2012, 02:20:19 pm »

Welp, look on the bright side, he might have alcohol poisoning sooner.
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« Reply #4660 on: February 04, 2012, 02:22:05 pm »

I come home from work Monday night, and learn that my stepdad had some kind of stroke or seizure and was taken to the hospital. Normally, I'd be dancing for joy at his suffering, but the doctors could not figure out what was wrong with him. The only solid diagnosis they could make was alcohol withdrawl, and suggested he drink more. And this is a person from whom, early in the morning, I hear the sound of a beer can being cracked open.
They suggested to drink more? wheres his doctor i want to burn him and his degrees.

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« Reply #4661 on: February 04, 2012, 02:32:04 pm »

The news reported about a guy who married his dead girlfriend. They seem to think it's romantic, but I think it's just fucking creepy. It's the kind of backstory supervillains have.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #4662 on: February 04, 2012, 02:36:43 pm »

I come home from work Monday night, and learn that my stepdad had some kind of stroke or seizure and was taken to the hospital. Normally, I'd be dancing for joy at his suffering, but the doctors could not figure out what was wrong with him. The only solid diagnosis they could make was alcohol withdrawl, and suggested he drink more. And this is a person from whom, early in the morning, I hear the sound of a beer can being cracked open.
They suggested to drink more? wheres his doctor i want to burn him and his degrees.
No, it's pretty reasonable, actually. I expect it was also accompanied with a recommendation to slowly decrease alcohol consumption to the point where withdrawal won't kill or temporarily disable him. I also expect that to be ignored. Oh well, it cuts life expectancy by about 10 to 12 years.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #4663 on: February 04, 2012, 03:52:50 pm »

The news reported about a guy who married his dead girlfriend. They seem to think it's romantic, but I think it's just fucking creepy. It's the kind of backstory supervillains have.

it sure is necromantic oh god damn it you posted a link to that >_<

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #4664 on: February 04, 2012, 04:24:28 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sAF8gMN9c0

Bravest or dumbest cat ever? And, what's with the alligator? Come on gator, your mouth is bigger than that cat.... You're afraid of him? Then two alligators come up and the cat STILL smacks the alligator on the mouth! Then some kid just pets the cat. :P

I've played Pitfall on Atari enough to know gators will gobble you up, but not Mugsy the Cat. :)

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