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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14843943 times)

Akura

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #2985 on: November 30, 2011, 12:24:30 pm »

http://early-onset-of-night.tumblr.com/post/13348728615/tattoo-artist-ryan-fitzgerald-from-dayton-oh-was

If you're dumb enough to let your enemies draw on your back.... [sigh]
More accurately, don't cheat on your tatoo artist boyfriend, then let him draw on your back.

And if the consent form really does state "at the artist's descretion", she's screwed.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #2986 on: November 30, 2011, 12:38:26 pm »

http://early-onset-of-night.tumblr.com/post/13348728615/tattoo-artist-ryan-fitzgerald-from-dayton-oh-was

If you're dumb enough to let your enemies draw on your back.... [sigh]
More accurately, don't cheat on your tatoo artist boyfriend, then let him draw on your back.

And if the consent form really does state "at the artist's descretion", she's screwed.

Not necessarily. He got her drunk before signing and she might be able to have a covenant of good faith, implied there. She could go for invalidation of consent. Though it's not cut and dry, it's not a dead loss for her either. Someone with more legal research time than myself would have to find out.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #2987 on: November 30, 2011, 01:29:45 pm »

Once again our totally unbiased and 100% factually correct yahoo news to the rescue!

They are clearly not trying to make the reader form assumptions.

Wut.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #2988 on: November 30, 2011, 01:45:00 pm »

Once again our totally unbiased and 100% factually correct yahoo news to the rescue!

They are clearly not trying to make the reader form assumptions.

Wut.

Guess I'll have to stop balancing my laptop on my testicles.
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« Reply #2989 on: November 30, 2011, 01:47:41 pm »

Once again our totally unbiased and 100% factually correct yahoo news to the rescue!

They are clearly not trying to make the reader form assumptions.

Wut.

Guess I'll have to stop balancing my laptop on my testicles.

Laptops? Pfft.. Stationaries are clearly supperior to those low FPS machines.
A bit heavy on the legs tough.. ..And balancing the flatscereen as well is somewhat of a daunty task.
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« Reply #2990 on: November 30, 2011, 01:51:23 pm »

I notice it only says they tested it by downloading. Does the mean uploading makes your sperm stronger?

And does the damage caused counteract the excercise your testicles get from the porn you were downloading in the first place?
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« Reply #2991 on: November 30, 2011, 02:08:20 pm »

I notice it only says they tested it by downloading. Does the mean uploading makes your sperm stronger?

And does the damage caused counteract the excercise your testicles get from the porn you were downloading in the first place?

Well we all know how to find out :P
Come to think of it, how awkward do you think it was checking everyone's sperm count? D:

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« Reply #2992 on: November 30, 2011, 02:15:14 pm »

Brian Williams has fire alarm during NBC nightly news

They should really do a Family Guy skit on this:
Tom: "And now to Ollie for and update.... Ollie?"
Ollie: "YOU'RE ON FIRE!!"
Tom: "Thank you Ollie."
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #2993 on: November 30, 2011, 02:50:20 pm »

This video is what happens when you mix a catsplosion with drugs: http://www.youtube.com/user/cyriak#p/u/0/jX3iLfcMDCw
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« Reply #2994 on: November 30, 2011, 06:11:52 pm »

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The study, published in the journal Fertility and Sterility, collected sperm samples from 29 healthy men, aged 26 to 45.

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29 healthy men

That's not a study. That's not even enough for a control group.
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« Reply #2995 on: November 30, 2011, 07:38:28 pm »

It's enough for a troll group :D

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« Reply #2996 on: November 30, 2011, 08:46:10 pm »

One is enough for a troll group if he has enough sockpuppets.
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« Reply #2997 on: November 30, 2011, 08:56:24 pm »

Oh God. I think I took that the right wrong way.
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« Reply #2998 on: November 30, 2011, 10:55:27 pm »

Hungry criminal is best criminal.

In more serious wtfery that requires a little background, someone sent a letter. I really hope they were trolling.

Recently there were the Michigan High School football playoffs. For D1, Cass Tech (a Detroit public school) absolutely trounced Detroit Redford Novi Catholic Central (Which happens to consider my school a major rival), which has an unhealthy amount of school spirit. Somebody wasn't too happy, and mailed a letter to Cass Tech's coach.
Spoiler: The letter (click to show/hide)
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« Reply #2999 on: November 30, 2011, 10:57:10 pm »

Wow, that guy needs to chill out.
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