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[Loud Whispers]

One of my arms is tanner than the other. Like, I held up my hands next to each other and my right hand was all redder/browner/whatever-er than the left.

One of my arms is larger than the other, and my friends take advantage of that whenever the situation arises.

They're not even right :\

[Bdthemag]

One of my arms is tanner than the other. Like, I held up my hands next to each other and my right hand was all redder/browner/whatever-er than the left.

One of my arms is larger than the other, and my friends take advantage of that whenever the situation arises.

They're not even right :\

But doesn't everyone have one arm thats larger than the other one?...

[Loud Whispers]

One of my arms is tanner than the other. Like, I held up my hands next to each other and my right hand was all redder/browner/whatever-er than the left.

One of my arms is larger than the other, and my friends take advantage of that whenever the situation arises.

They're not even right :\

But doesn't everyone have one arm thats larger than the other one?...

Spoiler: Yes... (click to show/hide)

[ein]

One of my arms is tanner than the other. Like, I held up my hands next to each other and my right hand was all redder/browner/whatever-er than the left.

Not too uncommon~
I have the same thing from walking to and from school~
Going to school, the sun is on my right, and coming from school, it's also on my right~

[MaximumZero]

I get that a lot because I drive, and the seat next to me is almost always occupied by someone who will happily absorb what little sunlight I do get.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

You guys and your tans.

* The Merchant Of Menace lies down in some snow and becomes invisible.

[MaximumZero]

That's what you get for living on an island with no sun!

[The Merchant Of Menace]

What's sun?

[Criptfeind]

A ball of ridiculous exploding fire that some southerns claim magically flies though the sky every day.

In what the fuck news:

MoM's personal text: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

What? ~oE]:-|

[Darvi]

some snow

I'm jelly.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

MoM's personal text: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

What? ~oE]:-|

It's Magic Missile.

[Dutchling]

In what the fuck news:

MoM's personal text: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

What? ~oE]:-|

For a moment I thought your mom texted you that  :o

[Karnewarrior]

some snow

I'm jelly.

I'm sour cream.

Wait what were we doing?

[Truean]

I just got a portable scanner. It just saved my rear end.

I've been saying a County Domestic Relations Court has been losing my motions and paperwork. Naturally no one believed me. It happened again....

Only this time, god damn picture scanned in with the clerk's stamps all over it.... No possible way you didn't get it! Also the way the scanner thingy works it also sorta picked up an area wider than the paper so it also scanned the pattern on the court's counter.

I knew it! I'm not going crazy, because I'm already there! I was extra nice to those clerks, but now I'm being a jerk and scanning each and every single page after they stamp it. All of them, twice.... We're setting up an assembly line....

[Tellemurius]

Oh what the hell, the animefreaks back at my old high school discovered Touhou, as if the InuYasha phase during my time wasn't enough. >_>


So far they deduce themselves to cosplay arguing who the hell is the fitting character. Somehow i got involve over Rinnosuke but blatantly showed them i have brown/black hair, then some girl pips "So can we dye your hair?" :I

I swear its something new, i thought i made it out of the Naruto craze.