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[Neonivek]

I kid you not I had that game on my wishlist FOREVER! but never bought it just because I know it would terrify me.

[Ultimuh]

I kid you not I had that game on my wishlist FOREVER! but never bought it just because I know it would terrify me.

Maybe you should watch a few youtube vids of the game?

[Flying Dice]

The scariest part about Subnautica wasn't the endless ocean on the surface or the toothy sea monsters. It was how sepulchral it became in the true depths, when you were more than a kilometer down, still descending into the abyss, with nothing around you but bare rock and sand poorly-lit by your tiny submarine's running lights.

[Neonivek]

The scariest part about Subnautica wasn't the endless ocean on the surface or the toothy sea monsters. It was how sepulchral it became in the true depths, when you were more than a kilometer down, still descending into the abyss, with nothing around you but bare rock and sand poorly-lit by your tiny submarine's running lights.

Your all EVIL!

[Ultimuh]

The game does have some beautiful and serene moments though.
I don't want to spoil anything though, but some of the things at the deepest darkest levels does look very nice.

[SOLDIER First]

Googled "Marie splatoon" to get a picture for another thread. Scrolled down.
Was severely disappointed, yet again, by the Internet.

[chaotic skies]

Welcome to the beautiful and disturbing world of fanfiction!

[Ultimuh]

Rule 34. If it exists..

[Tawa]

Welcome to the beautiful and disturbing world of fanfiction!

OMG u prepz stup flammin mah storee!!!!!1111!

Reading horrific fanfiction is a slippery slope to slide down.

[Flying Dice]

That's probably not even fanfiction though, just plain old porn.

[chaotic skies]

It probably has a fanfic behind it. And if it doesn't, a fanfic inspired it at some point.

[Putnam]

not really no

[Graknorke]

Can't you just accept that it's porn for porn's sake?

[Calidovi]

we are innocent, pure children of the light

[Loud Whispers]

Rule 34. If it exists..

I don't even get porn anymore, like when you got those Slaaneshi novelty fin/d/ers that exhaust every limit of human debauchery to the point where consensual monogamous marital sex is a fetish you've gotta think humanity has done every r34 there is to do, there is nothing more, even now Freud has broken down in tears and is just reviewing his life because he just can't keep saying penis anus vagina

It's like peak oil with porn, I mean all that's left to do is post-modern porn that deconstructs all notions of porn, so maybe you'll go onto some porn site and just look at blurry impressions of sexy things or just a blue screen overplayed with a narration of David Attenborough talking about Galapagos turtles

Maybe all those suffering from pornout just need to appreciate some line vectors, I mean god damn triangles you know? Dat angle, mathematicians are one function away from sex industry workers at this point, it'd be educational as fuck

Educational porn? Does that exist? Because one of my life goals is actually to create one if it does not, based off of one joke about what happens in British politics when no one party gains a majority - it results in a hung parliament.