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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14843330 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96450 on: February 14, 2016, 12:58:47 am »

I suddenly wonder if there is CHarles Dickens fanfic

PD: silly me for asking such a question.  Of course there  effing is.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96451 on: February 14, 2016, 03:17:05 am »

Take rule #34 and then remember porn is a niche.
Then try not to think about porn-dickens.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96452 on: February 14, 2016, 03:39:05 am »

I kind of want to make a joke about Dickens' sentences being really long/lasting longer than they should/being really hard (to read) but I can't quite make it coherent
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96453 on: February 14, 2016, 06:33:40 am »

Water pipes froze. Now I can't make coffee. Pretty sure pipe freezing is preventable.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96454 on: February 14, 2016, 07:18:37 am »

I kind of want to make a joke about Dickens' sentences being really long/lasting longer than they should/being really hard (to read) but I can't quite make it coherent
I went with the obligatory "Please sir, can I have some more?"
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96455 on: February 14, 2016, 08:09:26 am »

I once failed an English test by answering the question "What purpose did Dickens have when he wrote A Tale Of Two Cities?" with "£1 (149.41 in today's money)" (Dickens wrote the book in twenty installments, and was paid 1 shilling per installment. I hated questions like that.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96456 on: February 14, 2016, 11:24:59 am »

Water pipes froze. Now I can't make coffee. Pretty sure pipe freezing is preventable.
It helps to leave taps dripping when you expect temperatures low enough.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96457 on: February 14, 2016, 11:51:52 am »

Most people today either have somebody to spend Valentine's day with or don't.

I'm unsure whether or not I do, depending on said person's feelings.

Oh well. I haven't seen Schrodinger's Valentine's Day partner in a few days anyway.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96458 on: February 14, 2016, 12:02:16 pm »

Most people today either have somebody to spend Valentine's day with or don't.

I'm unsure whether or not I do, depending on said person's feelings.

Oh well. I haven't seen Schrodinger's Valentine's Day partner in a few days anyway.
My WTF for the day: A bunch of countries where Protestantism is the dominant faith have a holiday named after catholic saint, while a few countries where Catholicism is a big thing don't.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96459 on: February 14, 2016, 12:03:03 pm »

Because it's actually a corporate thing.
Not a faithy thing.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96461 on: February 14, 2016, 12:52:04 pm »

It's way too British to be associated with Americans TBH.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96462 on: February 14, 2016, 01:09:08 pm »

Hence the irony: the most appropriate song for American capitalist-consumerism being British.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96463 on: February 14, 2016, 02:31:14 pm »

https://youtu.be/EryANyRgxn8?t=15m27s

Not joking this still TERRIFIES ME! to this day

WTF because... well just look and laugh at what scares me completely.

I am very... Phobic of ocean water.
« Last Edit: February 14, 2016, 02:37:55 pm by Neonivek »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96464 on: February 14, 2016, 02:42:31 pm »

https://youtu.be/EryANyRgxn8?t=15m27s

Not joking this still TERRIFIES ME! to this day

WTF because... well just look and laugh at what scares me completely.

I am very... Phobic of ocean water.

Then you aren't going to like a game called Subnautica.

edit: I see you have it on your wish list on Steam.
« Last Edit: February 14, 2016, 02:44:11 pm by Ultimuh »
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