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[Urist is dead tome]

I was just done with the third set of a squat session, as is normal with working out I get thirsty, I reach over to my cup of water and the thing is covered in a strange grease.

[Ricky]

So last night I had a dream. It was about minecraft. sort of.

So in the dream I was wandering the wilderness of  southwest Canada, Northwest Washington, and i came upon the mansion-type house. people were in it, yadda yadda so they let me stay for awhile. Then we all set out on an epic quest. I had a box holding a rock a dollar bill and a bible, and i was protecting it with my life. every time we saw people on the road we automatically thought robbers and hid. Somehow we all ended up back at the mansion. The kind people were heading north, because this was their vacation home, and said i could stay. I found a laptop, opened it, and it was all of Minecraft's secrets and coding information and plan and everything, then i realized the people were the mojang crew. Then they went up north to alaska.

Somehow my dream made alaska sweden and southwestern canada europe.

So damn wierd.

[Urist is dead tome]

On the subject of dreams.

In the dream my brother gave his girlfriend a bottle of shampoo as a gift, it included four things she didn't like. My name was among these things.

I suspect that they really don't like me.

[Akura]

I see a text on my phone from an unknown and suspicios number(1400001 or something like that). While scrolling through other messages, I accidentally read it(a stupid feature that reads unread messages as you scroll through it, and reading an unread message costs me 0.3 minutes a message ).

Spoiler: The message in its entirety (click to show/hide)

FRM:alert@news-alert.net   (note: that is not the standard format of texts on my phone)
SUBJ:Work at home positions available.
Pay $8
MSG:
.

Good God, I'm getting spambots on my phone.

[Jopax]

Tonight i had a very strong urge to pin someone against a wall and smash their throat with my elbow, the desire passed but the image of me doing it is still very vivid in my head

[Bauglir]

I see a text on my phone from an unknown and suspicios number(1400001 or something like that). While scrolling through other messages, I accidentally read it(a stupid feature that reads unread messages as you scroll through it, and reading an unread message costs me 0.3 minutes a message ).

Spoiler: The message in its entirety (click to show/hide)

FRM:alert@news-alert.net   (note: that is not the standard format of texts on my phone)
SUBJ:Work at home positions available.
Pay $8
MSG:
.

Good God, I'm getting spambots on my phone.

I once got one of those. The phone number was 5. Just 5.

[Akura]

Okaaay, apparently one of our dogs jumped over the fence and ran off. When I got home, my parents were out looking for him. Now, of the six dogs, we have four puppies(big ones about 2 1/2 years old, the other two are the parents), two have dark brown fur, two have tan, and one of the tan ones was the one that got out. When I went in the front gate, the other puppy with tan fur was waiting for my by the gate, with the one that got out inside the house.

So far, nobody has been able to explain it.

[Euld]

According to a couple random people eating at Taco Bell, the nuclear plant in Japan had a drastically worse meltdown than Chernobyl and has killed off half of Japan.

o_O ...

[Angel Of Death]

All the hype about the royal wedding made me go "WTFBBQ"

Seriously, what the hell's so good about it?

[Bouchart]

According to a couple random people eating at Taco Bell, the nuclear plant in Japan had a drastically worse meltdown than Chernobyl and has killed off half of Japan.

o_O ...

Well the Japanese are really old, so they didn't have that much time left anyway.

[Criptfeind]

Wow. Maybe I have just over sensitive tonight, but that comment seems really fucking inappropriate.

[Bouchart]

Oh, come on now.  What else are you gonna say in response to a completely absurd comment?  There's no sense trying to debate that.

[Criptfeind]

How about: "No"

[Vertigon]

All the hype about the royal wedding made me go "WTFBBQ"

Seriously, what the hell's so good about it?

Prince + Princess = little prince babies. Royal family doesn't die out. Cheers all around.

I'm pissed because the entire wedding is funded by taxpayers' money, in the midst of an economic recession. And the British royal family receives a salary. They don't have to work for a single penny of it. They get money just for being royal.

[Angel Of Death]

All the hype about the royal wedding made me go "WTFBBQ"

Seriously, what the hell's so good about it?

I'm pissed because the entire wedding is funded by taxpayers' money, in the midst of an economic recession. And the British royal family receives a salary. They don't have to work for a single penny of it. They get money just for being royal.

THIS.

Oh, so fucking much, this.

This is one of the reasons I dislike the royal family...