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[Lord Shonus]

Yoink's gif of the cell phone in the microwave never ceases to amaze me. I need to add "try and summon a shoggoth by microwaving a nokia" to my bucket list.

You know what happens to a Nokia in a microwave?

The same thing that happens to everything else.

[Orange Wizard]

The same thing that happens to everything else.

That video is so bad I can't watch it.

[Spehss _]

The same thing that happens to everything else.

That video is so bad I can't watch it.

So bad it's good.

[Sirus]

The same thing that happens to everything else.

That video is so bad I can't watch it.

So bad it's good.

So bad it's bad.

[Flying Dice]

What a steaming pile of shit.

Is It a Good Idea To Microwave This?: accept no substitutes.

[Spehss _]

What a steaming pile of shit.

Is It a Good Idea To Microwave This?: accept no substitutes.

The other guy is like a really sleazy low quality knockoff.

[Kadzar]

What a steaming pile of shit.

Is It a Good Idea To Microwave This?: accept no substitutes.

I'm sorry, but the first one had a robot microwaving an old phone in it's body cavity while a Chipmunk narrated the whole thing. What more could you want?

[Flying Dice]

What a steaming pile of shit.

Is It a Good Idea To Microwave This?: accept no substitutes.

I'm sorry, but the first one had a robot microwaving an old phone in it's body cavity while a Chipmunk narrated the whole thing. What more could you want?

Recursion. Recursion and a nostalgic taste of the birth of Youtube.

[flabort]

Му ħűśβΰпď ďāiřď Με łő турз įiķě ťħīś őη нёяз ćħāįąňğě āссзртзď

It's good to know you're both OK, then.

[Rolan7]

Му ħűśβΰпď ďāiřď Με łő турз įiķě ťħīś őη нёяз ćħāįąňğě āссзртзď

I laughed 

[Ddynamo]

So we're grading my teachers tenth grade papers for her, as we have some downtime from taking the SOL test. It was a test of the short story, Life of Caesar. The question is, 'how did Cassius die?', and the correct answer is 'he killed himself with the sword he used to kill Caesar.

Well, one of my classmates asks this question regarding the test she got.

"Is it okay if they put, 'he put is naked sword into his breast with the help of a friend?'"

[Orange Wizard]

So I just found the trailer for what appears to be a "feminist" stage show. Without going into to much detail, let's just say there was a lot of skin, excretion, and tomato sauce. It appears to be indistinguishable from really freaky fetish porn.

[Frumple]

Turns out turkey and torn up string cheese actually makes a pretty darn good sandwich. I was expecting it to be considerably worse than it was. Mostly 'cause string cheese isn't exactly the highest quality foodstuff our species has spawned. But it turned out well. Very nice texture, pretty decent taste, quite filling. Solid B+ on the low-effort sammich scale.

And OW, that sounds a lot like it was a burlesque of some sort. Those... basically are freaky fetish porn. Regardless of subject. Plus a fair number of newer stage shows are, uh. Odd.

Actually, the older ones can be, too. Live performances get gorram weird sometimes.

[flabort]

Not actually that the tWoOtA thread got derailed, that happens fairly often.
Moreso that it got derailed SO QUICKLY after an update.

[Tawa]

You guys have heard of HYBRID "RPG", right?

There's a brownie recipe in there. Or a cake recipe. He couldn't decide. There's also a review of The Matrix in which the author incorrectly believes that "The One" is the Matrix and a short treatise on how much he liked Page 129 of the d20 Modern handbook, among other things.