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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53430 on: July 07, 2014, 11:58:27 am »

Apparently I don't know how to use an automatic can opener. Or a handheld one either most likely.
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« Reply #53431 on: July 07, 2014, 12:21:46 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53432 on: July 07, 2014, 12:24:26 pm »

Okay, so it's raining. Like, a lot.
But it's also sunny.

And it's pretty hot.


Weather, you're drunk.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53433 on: July 07, 2014, 12:25:39 pm »

Too bad you can't tell it to go home.

It is home.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53434 on: July 07, 2014, 12:47:08 pm »

Okay, so it's raining. Like, a lot.
But it's also sunny.

And it's pretty hot.


Weather, you're drunk.

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« Reply #53435 on: July 07, 2014, 04:37:17 pm »

The fourth google result for "a + bi" is apparently "bisexuality".
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53436 on: July 07, 2014, 05:01:15 pm »

Went to make my lunch this morning. I was looking through the 'supplies' my mom got me (my dad's house: now a post-apocalyptic wasteland) and noticed that the case of Coke was actually filled with cans of Pepsi. Why?

And I'm cleaning in the factory again when there's nothing to do. But no-one will help me learn to clean properly. I'm fairly certain 'smack ground with mop' isn't the proper way to do it, but it is a bit more entertaining than other ways I've tried. I just get told "So long as the ink is gone, it doesn't matter how you do it."

Alright then. I'll just tie a sponge to a pogo stick and bounce my way to cleanliness.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53437 on: July 07, 2014, 05:18:22 pm »

About the AI thing....

Nah, see, what the end result of video game AI is, is when we get to the point where we basically have a Her-style (non-[spoiler]ing style, or at least one that doesn't ditch us like a bunch of ungrateful cunts) AI on each of our desktops, and we just play our games player against our specific AI.

Not only will they be able to learn and adapt to the game as well or better than a human could, but as personal AI, they learn and adapt to our specific meta (the way we ourselves play games), and be able to work with that as well. Plus, as an actual entity, you can have someone to talk to [and blame] and have a good time with.

At that point, programmers won't bother coding over-all AI, just individual unit AI.

I doubt we'll have AI in each of our games that is self-learning, but instead the programmers just rely on the AI we'll each have for our own personal use.

(I highly doubt we'll have a single AI for humanity in general, unless the really strange singularity ideas where-in the very first AI goes run-away and becomes god-like before any other AI comes into existence are true.)

And at this point everyone stops going outside and having human contact because we all have a specific AI to interact with and be friends with instead. What a time to be alive.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53438 on: July 07, 2014, 05:23:38 pm »

I'm actually playing a game that has an AI that doesn't cheat. It follows all of the rules that the player does, including having a limited view. The AI does not know where the player is unless a unit finds another unit.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53439 on: July 07, 2014, 05:28:52 pm »

And at this point everyone stops going outside and having human contact because we all have a specific AI to interact with and be friends with instead. What a time to be alive.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53440 on: July 07, 2014, 05:34:16 pm »

Pfft, humanity won't even blink at the coming of the waifubots -- we'll just finish up the whole iron womb thing and call it a day.

And then space marines, but I guess that's more a positive than negative, I'unno.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53441 on: July 07, 2014, 05:39:16 pm »

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« Reply #53442 on: July 07, 2014, 05:41:24 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53443 on: July 07, 2014, 05:47:42 pm »

While we're waiting for wAIfunet to happen, I'm going to write a fanfic where the Adeptus Mechanicus unwittingly discover what they assume to be an ultraheretical AI STC, only to discover it is something far more terrifying and awe inspiring to behold: DF V1.0

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53444 on: July 07, 2014, 07:20:00 pm »

Is it just me right now or is steam servers having problems?
(Cant connect to store page or anything with steam right now)
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