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[Neonivek]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1071/1071_01.asp

And now he just goes insane.

Why do Christians keep giving the Devil upgrades?

This is REALLY starting to remind me of Witchcraft (pen and paper RPG with Demons and Angels) where the secret villain of the series was actually Gabriel (sort of...)

[Steelmagic]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1071/1071_01.asp

And now he just goes insane.

Aside from the obvious issues with this my biggest problem is the Roman Empire. I mean they just appear out of nowhere for one panel and then in that same panel they fall apart with no explanation as to why.

[Neonivek]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1071/1071_01.asp

And now he just goes insane.

Aside from the obvious issues with this my biggest problem is the Roman Empire. I mean they just appear out of nowhere for one panel and then in that same panel they fall apart with no explanation as to why.

There are soo many reasons why but the best one I can give is that Rome fell into a depression and was unable to maintain enough forces to prevent invasion.

[Xantalos]

To turn the topic...
Also,

Spoiler: Read this after you watch it (click to show/hide)

the 'woman' is really a man.

[Kadzar]

Jesus had a ton of super powers.

He also killed people for bumping into him, so he doesn't count.

I think that's one of his super powers!

Probably. IIRC he killed almost all of the people in his home village for almost no reason.
WITH MAGIC WHICH HE SAID IS BAD
JEEBUS GOING AGAINST JEEBUS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yeah, I'm going to have to call bullshit on this. In the bible, the only thing Jesus ever kills with magic is a fig tree, and the only time he acted violently towards people was when he scared a bunch of merchants of the temple with a whip because they were trying to make money off of people's worship.

Of course, it's entirely possible you might be thinking of some Old Testament prophet or Judge instead. Those dudes were hella violent, and there's a reason it's called "going Old Testament on your ass".

[Scelly9]

To turn the topic...
Also,

Spoiler: Read this after you watch it (click to show/hide)

the 'woman' is really a man.

Wonderful.

[Neonivek]

Yeah, I'm going to have to call bullshit on this. In the bible, the only thing Jesus ever kills with magic is a fig tree

What about that guy Jesus tells how to kill someone?

[Xantalos]

Jesus had a ton of super powers.

He also killed people for bumping into him, so he doesn't count.

I think that's one of his super powers!

Probably. IIRC he killed almost all of the people in his home village for almost no reason.
WITH MAGIC WHICH HE SAID IS BAD
JEEBUS GOING AGAINST JEEBUS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yeah, I'm going to have to call bullshit on this. In the bible, the only thing Jesus ever kills with magic is a fig tree, and the only time he acted violently towards people was when he scared a bunch of merchants of the temple with a whip because they were trying to make money off of people's worship.

Of course, it's entirely possible you might be thinking of some Old Testament prophet or Judge instead. Those dudes were hella violent, and there's a reason it's called "going Old Testament on your ass".

Admittedly it was probably that.
I kinda prefer that book anyway since it had dragons worshiping him at one point.

[Steelmagic]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1071/1071_01.asp

And now he just goes insane.

Aside from the obvious issues with this my biggest problem is the Roman Empire. I mean they just appear out of nowhere for one panel and then in that same panel they fall apart with no explanation as to why.

There are soo many reasons why but the best one I can give is that Rome fell into a depression and was unable to maintain enough forces to prevent invasion.

Yeah i know that but i am questioning my sanity after complaining about Character Development in a Jack Chick comic. It's like jumping into the ocean and complaining about getting wet.

[Ultimuh]

The more you know.

[Kadzar]

Yeah, I'm going to have to call bullshit on this. In the bible, the only thing Jesus ever kills with magic is a fig tree

What about that guy Jesus tells how to kill someone?

I'm not sure what exactly you're referring to, but Googling "Jesus tells how to kill someone" brings up a passage that, taken out of context sounds bad, but is apparently actually part of a parable where a ruler tells his dudes to kill people.

To turn the topic...
Also,

Spoiler: Read this after you watch it (click to show/hide)

the 'woman' is really a man.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Is that actually supposed to be a part of the sketch? It kind of seems to me like he just happens to be playing a woman for the bit, which is something rather common for these sort of duo sketch shows.

[Xantalos]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Just for the sketch. It's a parody of Baby It's Cold Outside.

[Steelmagic]

The more you know.

I never knew there was a huge line between the U.S. and Canada. But now i do, and with that comes the knowledge that countries are like children arguing over who owns what.

[SalmonGod]

countries are like children arguing over who owns what.

Isn't that basically the entire premise of what a country is?

[Xantalos]

countries are like children arguing over who owns what.

Isn't that basically the entire premise of what a country is?

And IIRC Britain and France were always squabbling.