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[Aklyon]

Ohey, this guy is still here.

[Aklyon]

His reputation is gonna carreon going downhill.

I see what you did there

[dei]

Three people talking to me at once tends to cause my neurons to overload more than they already do when I speak to just once person. Having five roommates is some kind of hell.

Also, my roommates are advocating violence and violent words against a female college student who works at the Safeway I shop at since she told me I was a burden on taxpayers this morning when I bought my donuts this morning. They wouldn't even listen to the whole bit where I stated I held my tongue and politely bid the cashier a good day after purchasing my donuts and instead told me I should have put her in her place because they think she uses marital aids and the batteries have run out.

My roommates are each a piece of work that you probably couldn't sell on eBay due to their ban on the sales of living organisms of most kinds. Some days I wish I had a bathroom and a kitchen in my bedroom so I wouldn't have to step outside save to shop at the Safeway fifteen minutes away. A hikikomori life for me would be preferable to this I guess.

[Karnewarrior]

Dad bought a used phone. We know it's used because there be porn all over it. WIPE IT BEFORE YOU SALE IT

izzit good porn?

[dei]

Dad bought a used phone. We know it's used because there be porn all over it. WIPE IT BEFORE YOU SALE IT

izzit good porn?

Wait, there was a mention of pornography in this thread and I missed it? Please tell me it isn't so and that instead my eyes fail me at this time of need.

[lordcooper]

http://www.facebook.com/AngelinaJoliesForeheadVein

That's probably enough internet for today.

[dei]

http://www.facebook.com/AngelinaJoliesForeheadVein

That's probably enough internet for today.

I would agree. That person has more spare time on their hands than I do.

[OREOSOME]

Today, I watched an Ancient Aliens Marathon. Then, about an hour ago, a new show began. Some show called 'Unearthing America'. He actually seems somewhat believable, not insane at all! And no, that wasn't sarcasm. My faith in Humanity/History Channel has been somewhat restored.

[SomeStupidGuy]

Now, watch as they cancel it next month to give more airtime to 'Yet Another Monster Hunting Show.', you can't let facts get in the way of searching for things that may or may not actually exist.

[Xantalos]

Today, I watched an Ancient Aliens Marathon. Then, about an hour ago, a new show began. Some show called 'Unearthing America'. He actually seems somewhat believable, not insane at all! And no, that wasn't sarcasm. My faith in Humanity/History Channel has been somewhat restored.

...What's it about?

[Putnam]

I somehow deleted my documents folder today.

[Xantalos]

I somehow deleted my documents folder today.

...I feel sadness for you.

[Corai]

I somehow deleted my documents folder today.

...I feel sadness for you.

I feel the pain from here.

[MaximumZero]

I somehow deleted my documents folder today.

Welp, that made ME WTF. How...nevermind. Just...nevermind.

[Putnam]

Ahaha, I recovered it. Still, though. I'm still kind of wondering how that happened.