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Voting closed: November 05, 2010, 09:56:20 pm


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Author Topic: Jaycraft Minecraft Server: INSERT PHOENIX ANALOGY HERE  (Read 142999 times)

Djohaal

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Re: Jaycraft Minecraft Server: Leader in server innovation!
« Reply #840 on: December 16, 2010, 06:25:56 pm »

The pigmachine, the sheepmachine, my skylight castle, LNCP's fugly arch and some other stuff. It was messy.
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I really want that one as a "when". I want "grubs", and "virgin woman" to turn into a dragon. and monkey children to suddenly sprout wings. And I want the Dwarven Mutant Academy to only gain their powers upon reaching puberty. I also have a whole host of odd creatures that only make sense if I divide them into children and adults.

Also, tadpoles.

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Re: Jaycraft Minecraft Server: Leader in server innovation!
« Reply #841 on: December 16, 2010, 07:48:08 pm »

Server seems to be up.
If you get "Connection timed out: Connect" or similar, you need to flush your DNS cache.
The server's IP changed, and your DNS cache probably hasn't updated.

Bandwidth is still practically null, so lag should be expected.
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Re: Jaycraft Minecraft Server: Leader in server innovation!
« Reply #842 on: December 16, 2010, 11:58:40 pm »

Is Logical's tower okay? Is my ship okay?

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Re: Jaycraft Minecraft Server: Leader in server innovation!
« Reply #843 on: December 17, 2010, 02:44:05 am »

As far as I can tell, if you were away from the spawn, you're safe.

My castle has had 2-3rds eaten out of it, as well.

The most damaged seems to be the Main Station, which has all but been destroyed, and had all of the ground underneath it destroyed.


Edit: Also, my obsidian obelisk is hand-crafted, and a cuboid monstrosity. That doesn't change the fact that it's claimed my life many, many times over.
Just because it's simple, doesn't mean it's easy.
« Last Edit: December 17, 2010, 02:52:30 am by Tack »
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Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: Jaycraft Minecraft Server: Leader in server innovation!
« Reply #844 on: December 17, 2010, 03:37:12 am »

 I must say I'm impressed with the feature creep that has enveloped the most recent version of the pork machine. Now not only can you get your pork, you can overload the machine, get sheep, overload the machine with both pigs and sheep and I think change time itself.
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Re: Jaycraft Minecraft Server: Leader in server innovation!
« Reply #845 on: December 17, 2010, 10:46:24 am »

While adding the extra spawn loop yesterday I seem to have caused a glitch in the pork production. If the spawn room is empty, the pigs start stacking in the block where they spawn because of a physics glitch. It's hilarious seeing 45 pigs flying all over the room when you punch the conglomerate.
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Re: Jaycraft Minecraft Server: Leader in server innovation!
« Reply #846 on: December 17, 2010, 05:20:21 pm »

Crazy lag is crazy.

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Re: Jaycraft Minecraft Server: Leader in server innovation!
« Reply #847 on: December 17, 2010, 10:15:59 pm »

I must say I'm impressed with the feature creep that has enveloped the most recent version of the pork machine. Now not only can you get your pork, you can overload the machine, get sheep, overload the machine with both pigs and sheep and I think change time itself.

Before you notice the pigmachine 3.0 will be self aware and will take over the world.

Also someone has a working video recorder? we must youtube the pigmachine on turbo mode.
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I really want that one as a "when". I want "grubs", and "virgin woman" to turn into a dragon. and monkey children to suddenly sprout wings. And I want the Dwarven Mutant Academy to only gain their powers upon reaching puberty. I also have a whole host of odd creatures that only make sense if I divide them into children and adults.

Also, tadpoles.

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Re: Jaycraft Minecraft Server: Leader in server innovation!
« Reply #848 on: December 17, 2010, 10:21:24 pm »

I must say I'm impressed with the feature creep that has enveloped the most recent version of the pork machine. Now not only can you get your pork, you can overload the machine, get sheep, overload the machine with both pigs and sheep and I think change time itself.

Before you notice the pigmachine 3.0 will be self aware and will take over the world.

Also someone has a working video recorder? we must youtube the pigmachine on turbo mode.

Jay seems to have/had some sort of rapid-frame capture device as evidenced by previous compilations.

If someone wants to work on making it Turing-Complete I'll gladly donate my huge stockpile of redstone to the cause.

This data centre seems to have a variety of game-breaking bugs associated with it. Although the service is appreciated, the fact that this is the 2nd month with problems (different problems, thankfully) is somewhat disconcerting.
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Re: Jaycraft Minecraft Server: Leader in server innovation!
« Reply #849 on: December 17, 2010, 11:51:49 pm »

Eventually, the pig machine will fil your inventory without making any extra. Also, I would hazard a guess that the pig machine is actually me Pathos all of us.
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Re: Jaycraft Minecraft Server: Leader in server innovation!
« Reply #850 on: December 17, 2010, 11:56:57 pm »

 "No! I must kill the pig machine" he shouted
Jay on the IRC said "No, RedWarrior0. You are the pig machine"
And then RedWarrior0 vomited pork.
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Re: Jaycraft Minecraft Server: Leader in server innovation!
« Reply #851 on: December 18, 2010, 08:33:15 am »

And then RedWarrior0 was a sheep.
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Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: Jaycraft Minecraft Server: Leader in server innovation!
« Reply #852 on: December 18, 2010, 04:13:00 pm »

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Re: Jaycraft Minecraft Server: Leader in server innovation!
« Reply #853 on: December 18, 2010, 04:41:57 pm »

Very nice, Jong ;)
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Re: Jaycraft Minecraft Server: Leader in server innovation!
« Reply #854 on: December 18, 2010, 04:47:52 pm »

It has been a day of achievement for Jordrake.
I have developed my mines far into the ground, erected Captain FireFace and built a church to a fictional dragon god.
Most importantly, however, my greatest work; The Guestzone Store Cupboard.
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