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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #195 on: October 16, 2010, 02:53:48 pm »

Return to ship. Read Ultrameter manual.
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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #196 on: October 16, 2010, 02:55:49 pm »

"Drills? What the [Expletive Deleted] do you mean, drills? I'm a [Expletive Deleted] utility bot, I don't have drills. I'm part of a ... Group... that I need transport back to. They will most likely reward my return. "

((OOC: I love how the cleaners didn't care about the dead bodies.))
Oh I get it now! Your [Expletive Deleted] aren't you! Okay, where do you belong?."
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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #197 on: October 16, 2010, 02:58:14 pm »

"Drills? What the [Expletive Deleted] do you mean, drills? I'm a [Expletive Deleted] utility bot, I don't have drills. I'm part of a ... Group... that I need transport back to. They will most likely reward my return. "

((OOC: I love how the cleaners didn't care about the dead bodies.))
Oh I get it now! Your [Expletive Deleted] aren't you! Okay, where do you belong?."

Your: His what?!?
You're: His name is what?!?

This is a sniveling slimy little git.

Doesn't make sense either way.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #198 on: October 16, 2010, 03:03:46 pm »

its meant to be faulty, the worst of swear words in the robot socitity. >_>
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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #199 on: October 16, 2010, 03:05:58 pm »

its meant to be faulty, the worst of swear words in the robot socitity. >_>

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So his name really is "a Two-faced Slimy Git"?
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #200 on: October 16, 2010, 03:11:04 pm »

Now im just confused...   :-\
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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #201 on: October 16, 2010, 03:18:38 pm »

Now im just confused...   :-\

So am I :(
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #202 on: October 16, 2010, 04:04:48 pm »

Erm, that wasn't cursing removed for the post, HE ACTUALLY TALKS LIKE THAT. There is a voice-over that automatically plays when he tries to curse. Or when he tries to talk about something that he's not supposed to.
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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #203 on: October 16, 2010, 04:12:53 pm »

Erm, that wasn't cursing removed for the post, HE ACTUALLY TALKS LIKE THAT. There is a voice-over that automatically plays when he tries to curse. Or when he tries to talk about something that he's not supposed to.
The universal translator does that aswell >_<... Diplomacy function...
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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #204 on: October 16, 2010, 04:24:03 pm »

Erm, that wasn't cursing removed for the post, HE ACTUALLY TALKS LIKE THAT. There is a voice-over that automatically plays when he tries to curse. Or when he tries to talk about something that he's not supposed to.
The universal translator does that aswell >_<... Diplomacy function...

No it doesn't. The UT provides a 99.9% accurate translation in all circumstances. Or at least the Empire ones do, yours might be a cheaper model. Either way, it wouldn't filter out swearing. What if you actually need to use one of those words? Just assume that the UT is perfect unless explicitly stated otherwise.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #205 on: October 16, 2010, 04:52:54 pm »

Jacen: Do something to him.
Noob: Buy that dog, than give it a name
Evergod: Call everyone back
Dwarfguy: Ask for my first job
Dragnar: Head to the ship.
USEC_OFFICER: Return to ship. Read Ultrameter manual.

Jacen: 4

You perform a tactically devastating and totally unexpected manouver. You pay him.

Noob: 3

"'Oy, ye lettel bugger! Wake up!"
C-1's eyes light up and he raises his head and tail.
*beep*
"This fine gentelman just purchased ye' sorry mrovyit-alloy hide! Ye' his now!"
"Understood."
The dog has a soft, metallic male voice.
"I am the C-1 companion droid. My primary function is facilitation of communication. Awaiting orders."

Evergod: 4

You tell Dragnar and Jacen to tell everyone else to come back to the ship. You can monitor the AI members of the crew as long as they're in range of a wireless transmitter.

Dwarfguy: [hidden]
You ask Thog to give you a job.
"i gots good job. easy. big money. all you gots do is take sealed cargo container to starbase here." He hands you papers with the place you need to take the container and your bounty hunter's liscence.
"client sed ask no questions. important cargo. 'discreet'. dont open box. men load container on ship right now."
You return to the ship as a few men are loading a large pale-yellow box into the ship's cargo hold. It looks extremely thick and heavy.

Dragnar&OFFICER: [free]
You return to the ship.

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Ochita, Ragnarok and Iceball suddenly feel as if an incredibly powerful force is compelling them to end their discussion and board the ship.
Whatever this force is, it has a damn fine moustache as well.
...
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOSTACHE

Evergod sets a course for the destination station. You will arrive there in three turns at maximum sustained engine power.

SIDENOTE:

Your engines can propel the ship faster than "maximum speed", but moving faster than that for an extended length of time will overload and destroy them.
You can run your engines at >100% for limited amounts of time. You can also engage "War Emergency Power", which will run for less than a single turn but moves the ship extremely fast.
If you're really, really desperate you can also intentionally cause the engines to detonate, acellerating you to incredible speeds instantly. The warp effect will slowly wear down, but you'll move at lightspeed until you hit something. You need engines to stop when you get there though...


Status line:

Jacen: AI in robot casing
Ochita: Robot. Spherical, with treads. Holding cargo-loadery thing, Arc Cannon, 9 cells, (20/20 loaded) universal translator.
Evergod: AI
Dwarfguy: Robot. Rectangular, with wings and a thruster.Holding a ?credit card? and a pulse shotgun with 42 shells, 6/6 loaded.
USEC_OFFICER: Android. Holding Auto Shotgun, 42 shells (6/6 loaded), Ultrameter.
Spade: Hummen. Holding a small black rectangular device.
Dragnar: AI
Iceball3: ROBOT SKARMORY
HighEndNoob: Hummen. Holding apparent currency, pulse rifle, 7 clips (100/100 loaded).
Ragnarok: Robot. Round thingy what kill and fix stuff I guess.

Transactions this turn:
Jacen: 2853.1-850=2003.1
Noob: 2003.1-50=1953.1

Bank account: 1953.1 CU
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #206 on: October 16, 2010, 04:57:10 pm »

Do we have the lazers yet? If we do, help install them.
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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #207 on: October 16, 2010, 05:11:44 pm »

Do we have the lazers yet? If we do, help install them.

You have the lasers.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #208 on: October 16, 2010, 05:13:38 pm »

Make a computer game that is linked to the ship, place it in  the relaxation area.


(Is my grammar okay now? Its 11 here so sleep is making me make mistakes.)
« Last Edit: October 16, 2010, 05:22:27 pm by Ochita »
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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #209 on: October 16, 2010, 05:20:17 pm »

Make a computer game that is linked to the ship, place it in relaxations.

Grammar what happened your to.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.
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