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Prototype Sprite with Imp?

Yes
- 10 (45.5%)
No
- 1 (4.5%)
WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE
- 11 (50%)

Total Members Voted: 22

Voting closed: November 06, 2010, 08:33:52 pm


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Author Topic: Stalemate-SBURB  (Read 15275 times)

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Stalemate-SBURB
« on: October 10, 2010, 07:55:20 pm »

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That...
That was the last of them. He was your final chance of having a chance in this game.
Now, you're just like the rest of them. As good as dead.
The single, last one in a dead session.
Shit.

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Lucus Casius

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Re: Stalemate-SBURB
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2010, 10:47:08 pm »

> Name Loser McDumbsticks

...

What?
« Last Edit: October 10, 2010, 10:49:25 pm by Lucus Casius »
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Re: Stalemate-SBURB
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2010, 01:21:09 am »

>Retrieve alms from behind ears.
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Re: Stalemate-SBURB
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2010, 02:53:39 am »

>Post turn in Warcamp game.
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Re: Stalemate-SBURB
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2010, 03:05:35 am »

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... while being chased by axe-welding cats in the dark.
Scratch that, throwing-axe-wielding cats in the dark.
They're cute but my god that's terrifying.
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Re: Stalemate-SBURB
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2010, 07:05:36 am »

Take stock in surroundings.

Then sell that stock for megabucks later on.
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Re: Stalemate-SBURB
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2010, 09:39:58 am »

>take stock of surroundings
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Its not much. But it is your room, filled with your crap.
A poster of your hero, CAPTAIN AMERICA.
Your computer. The American Flag.

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Re: Stalemate-SBURB
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2010, 10:31:05 am »

Well, looks like your gonna have to handle this on your own. Retrieve your baseball bat, which you affectionately call "Babe Ruthless", and head out the doors.

Meanwhile, work through your memories of who your server player was and why they couldn't get into the game.
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Re: Stalemate-SBURB
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2010, 12:31:57 pm »

Alcemize second computer, make game breaking double session acting as your own server and player.
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Re: Stalemate-SBURB
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2010, 12:48:03 pm »

Alcemize second computer, make game breaking double session acting as your own server and player.
You spelled alchemize wrong and no.
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Re: Stalemate-SBURB
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2010, 01:13:04 pm »

WHY no?
Download a virtual machine and run Sburb on that then.
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Re: Stalemate-SBURB
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2010, 01:41:36 pm »

>Open up your web browser of choice. Navigate to www.mspaintadventures.com
>Go to www.gamefaqs.com. From the menu, click the links PC>>miscellaneous>>immersive simulation>>sburb beta
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Re: Stalemate-SBURB
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2010, 06:36:49 pm »

>Grab Baseball bat
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You already have it. Your precious baseball bat.
One of the last remnants of humanity, just like... well, you. It saddens you to see it and all that it symbolizes.

>Open up web browser, go to mspa.
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You go to your computer, and open up Avalerion.
You try to go to MSPA, but the website doesn't exist.
You guess it doesn't matter, you yourself had never heard of it.

>Go to Gamfaqs, look up Sburb Beta
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You go look up to see if anyone had any reviews for the beta.
Looks like no one has, which you kinda expected.
Since everyone else is dead. From the meteors.
Yeah.

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Re: Stalemate-SBURB
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2010, 07:26:53 pm »

>Burn flag

What?
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Re: Stalemate-SBURB
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2010, 07:35:13 pm »

>Retrieve shield from behind poster.
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
Read the First Post!
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