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[Diablous]

Answer pal.

[GlyphGryph]

Be upset that a pal is pestering you. Since this is pesterchum, you should only be pestered by chums, not pals. What does he think this is, botherpal?

Thoroughly abjure this rapscallions attempts at inappropriate communication.

[Burnt Pies]

Combine a Fedora with cool look.

[Karnewarrior]

>Vector:Have conversation with chum, and then agress computer with your meterstick.

[ExKirby]

>Vector:Have conversation with chum, and then agress computer with your meterstick.

Oh, look. It's ExKirby (I have somehow cameo'd myself!) who umimaginatively calls himself exKirby.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

exKirby began pestering icedDrink at 9:05

EK: Happy birthday!
ID: Thanks.
ID: I assume the maths textbook was in the post?
EK: Damnit!
EK: This is why I don't play Mafia.
EK: Everyone seems to know my EXACT move.
EK: That and when I do, bad things happen.
ID: Like?
EK: Remember Paranormal 13?
ID: ...Oh.
EK: Well, I'd love to talk, but my sister has landed me in this wierd puzzle shit.
EK: Talk to you later.

exKirby stopped pestering icedDrink at 9:06

[GlyphGryph]

Vector: Be the Other Guy

[Karnewarrior]

>Vector: be the mail

[ExKirby]

Vector: Be the Other Guy

You are now ExKirby. You neaten your BLACK TIE against your WHITE SHIRT, and straighten your BLACK JACKET and look around. Your computer, alongside many ASSORTED DICE, sit neatly on your DESK. You have many ASSORTED POSTERS on your walls, one of which holds a WINDOW. You won't even bother going out of your DOOR: your SISTER has obviously piled it up with stuff, one of which would be your... DICE POSTERS.How quaint. It's a good thing you're a LEVEL 2 PSYKER, otherwise you would'nt have known that! Although, you ARE known to ANTI-PSYKE sometimes, meaning everyone else knows your plans. You use the DICE MODUS, rolling 1d(the number of cards assigned) and putting items in that slot. You can, however, pull them out at will. Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is assigned to DICEKIND, and loaded with 5 DICEBOMBS. Now what?

[Karnewarrior]

Place three cards into syllabus, and then look at the resulting die. Have brain explode.

[ExKirby]

You seem to lack extra CAPATCHALOGGUE CARDS. However, you know your SISTER to keep a METRIC SHITTTON of them in her ROOM. Oh well.

[Burnt Pies]

Get Pestered by Aqizzar?

[ExKirby]

Get Pestered by Aqizzar?

He's not online, but Vector is.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

exKirby began pestering icedDrink at 9:05

EK: Happy birthday!
ID: Thanks.
ID: I assume the maths textbook was in the post?
EK: Damnit!
EK: This is why I don't play Mafia.
EK: Everyone seems to know my EXACT move.
EK: That and when I do, bad things happen.
ID: Like?
EK: Remember Paranormal 13?
ID: ...Oh.
EK: Well, I'd love to talk, but my sister has landed me in this wierd puzzle shit.
EK: Talk to you later.

exKirby stopped pestering icedDrink at 9:06

[GlyphGryph]

Dwell on and review in your head the details of this weird puzzle shit.

[ExKirby]

Dwell on and review in your head the details of this weird puzzle shit.

Your SISTER has locked your DOOR with the KEY that she stole. Normally, you would PSIBLAST the thing open, but she's barricaded it with some OTHER JUNK. If it weren't for the contents of it, you would use your DICEBOMBS, but the JUNK contains a DICE POSTER, which destroying would affect all of your ROLLS. Normaly, you would just go back to sleep, but she's also pinned your XBURB BETAS to the opposite wall and your KEY ITEM SENSORY tells you that they are, indeed, KEY ITEMS.

[Karnewarrior]

>Exkirby: Examine betas