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Author Topic: BayTextStuck-Featuring... Vector?  (Read 5722 times)

Armok

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Re: BayTextStuck-Simpler is better, amirite?
« Reply #15 on: October 05, 2010, 02:34:54 pm »

> space out pondering higher math.
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Re: BayTextStuck-Simpler is better, amirite?
« Reply #16 on: October 05, 2010, 02:44:08 pm »

Is that a remix of MSPaint adventure?

Change clothes. That shirt sucks.
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Re: BayTextStuck-Simpler is better, amirite?
« Reply #17 on: October 05, 2010, 02:45:51 pm »

> space out pondering higher math.
A room has a floor that is 10 feet by 38 feet and a ceiling that is 20 feet high. An ant sits one foot above the floor in the middle of one of the small end walls and desires a crumb that is one foot below the ceiling in the middle of the opposite end wall. The ant crawls along the shortest possible path to reach the crumb. How far does the ant crawl?

You decide to ignore the higher math for now.

Is that a remix of MSPaint adventure?

Change clothes. That shirt sucks.
You look in your wardrobe and find a shitload of fedoras. Hmm. Oh, you also find a BLACK VEST.
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Re: BayTextStuck-Simpler is better, amirite?
« Reply #18 on: October 05, 2010, 02:46:19 pm »

>Go downstairs anyway
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Re: BayTextStuck-Simpler is better, amirite?
« Reply #19 on: October 05, 2010, 02:47:13 pm »

Wear Fedora and vest and stay in awe at how awesome you look.
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Re: BayTextStuck-Simpler is better, amirite?
« Reply #20 on: October 05, 2010, 02:51:42 pm »

>Go downstairs anyway
You CAPACHALOGUE a FEDORA and the BLACK VEST and head downstairs into your living room. As per usual, there are lots of CHESS PIECES lying around. The fireplace is obstructed by a VERY LARGE BLACK KING. However, in the middle of your room is a LARGE BLUE PRESENT! However, you here the door unlocking. What now?

Wear Fedora and vest and stay in awe at how awesome you look.
You combine your cards into one COOL LOOK and swap them out for your FRUIT TEA SHIRT. Man, you are so much cooler now.

>FRUIT TEA SHIRT
>BLANK
>BLANK
>BLANK
>BLANK
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Re: BayTextStuck-Simpler is better, amirite?
« Reply #21 on: October 05, 2010, 02:54:08 pm »

> Check strife specibus
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Re: BayTextStuck-Simpler is better, amirite?
« Reply #22 on: October 05, 2010, 02:57:46 pm »

> Check strife specibus
Nope nothing.

>FRUIT TEA SHIRT
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Re: BayTextStuck-Simpler is better, amirite?
« Reply #23 on: October 05, 2010, 02:59:04 pm »

> Set strife specibus...

...

Wait for it...

...

...

Forkkind.
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Re: BayTextStuck-Simpler is better, amirite?
« Reply #24 on: October 05, 2010, 03:03:05 pm »

Move the black king and burn the shirt.
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Re: BayTextStuck-Simpler is better, amirite?
« Reply #25 on: October 05, 2010, 03:09:05 pm »

> Set strife specibus...

...

Wait for it...

...

...

Forkkind.
You would need a FORK to do that, silly!
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Re: BayTextStuck-Featuring... Vector?
« Reply #26 on: October 05, 2010, 03:45:37 pm »

find math supplies, set measurementkind
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Re: BayTextStuck-Featuring... Vector?
« Reply #27 on: October 05, 2010, 03:55:55 pm »

find math supplies, set measurementkind
You somehow pull a METERSTICK from the VERY LARGE BLACK KING and equip it to your STRIFE SPECIBUS under the term STICKKIND. Erm.

>FRUIT TEA SHIRT
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STICKKIND
>METERSTICK
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Re: BayTextStuck-Featuring... Vector?
« Reply #28 on: October 05, 2010, 05:52:49 pm »

Be "Bugged" on Buggy Messenger  by one of your your Aquaintances
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Re: BayTextStuck-Featuring... Vector?
« Reply #29 on: October 05, 2010, 06:16:08 pm »

Be "Bugged" on Buggy Messenger  by one of your your Aquaintances
Attendum: Be bugged by Jackrabbit
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