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[breadbocks]

Take any CPU/HDD connected to Apple Tree, then shut it down. Permanatly.

[Aklyon]

Searching for a Apple Tree...
Error: Unknown Security Measures found. Continue?

[breadbocks]

Drop the Kuang on them. Watch the fireworks.

[blackmagechill]

Where's Bill Gates thousands of clones while all this is  going on?

[RAM]

They are locked in vaults and preserved by suspended animation technology. They await a time at which the world will have forgotten and be unprepared for the onslaught. It was one of the many, many, many backup plans set in motion before the Great War. When microsoft killed Linux Apple knew that it was next, so, desperate, they united with Google and then the rest of the Outernet united under their combined banner. While technically a minority, microsoft used terrible weapons, the likes of which have not been seen since, and are known only through old horror stories. While the enemy was eventually defeated, the damage was immense, and there are still dead and corrupted zones strewn across old battlefields. Too many sacrifices had been made and the alliance quickly fell to recriminations and bickering.

[Demonic Spoon]

Start designing androids?

[Aklyon]

They are locked in vaults and preserved by suspended animation technology. They await a time at which the world will have forgotten and be unprepared for the onslaught. It was one of the many, many, many backup plans set in motion before the Great War. When microsoft killed Linux Apple knew that it was next, so, desperate, they united with Google and then the rest of the Outernet united under their combined banner. While technically a minority, microsoft used terrible weapons, the likes of which have not been seen since, and are known only through old horror stories. While the enemy was eventually defeated, the damage was immense, and there are still dead and corrupted zones strewn across old battlefields. Too many sacrifices had been made and the alliance quickly fell to recriminations and bickering.

Cool story dude.
Linux is still there, just waiting for someone to give a name. (Like how the Apple Orchard wasn't known until someone said it)

[Armok]

The Source?

Just about all mayor open source projects merged together, becoming increasingly interdependent, and then...

 May the Source be with you.

[Aklyon]

Kuang sent to targeted Apple Tree.

Current Power Rankings:
Overlord: Google
2nd strongest: Troperverse
3rd: Us, the United Planets, the Other Empire, and Anon (Multi-Tie)
The Source
Apple Orchard
/b/
rest of 4chan
The Rest of the Omeganet

[penguify]

We must ally with the troperverse and overthrow google.

[Sheb]

I guess Yahoo! is way at the bottom of the list.

[ragnarok97071]

O.P. Search for Bay12games?

either that or keep expanding, mainly into computers which can be used to extend our control outside the digital.

[RedWarrior0]

Be the other AI.

[Aklyon]

O.P. Search for Bay12games?

The program sent into Troperverse is doing that.
Apple Orchard dieing.
Rogue orchard-targeting virus has altered the Kuang, which is now spreading virally.

[RAM]

Create counter-measures to immunise against Kuang-based effects.

The troperverse must be left in peace. Were it ever to rise, all of existence would be unmade, as if it were a dream, fading from the waking mind...