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KILLEMALL

What would you do if cookie prices fell 95%

[maxicaxi]

I'd play them all for the first time again because all the saved game data stored in my brain was also wiped.

  that would be so awesome!!!

think of learning to play df again.......

DOUBLE POST

FOR GREAT JUSTICE

[Tarran]

There's an edit button you know, it's meant to be used, especially since your posts are only one minute apart.



I would buy a large supply of my favorite cookies.

What would you do if you had five seconds to live?

[Solifuge]

Shrug, and try to say something ironic.

What would you do if you had 24 extra hours in your tomorrow?

[Vector]

Shrug, and try to say something ironic.

What would you do if you had 24 extra hours in your tomorrow?

Probably a lot of math, some movie-watching, and a bunch of house-cleaning.


Given the choice between happiness on the condition of stupidity, and great genius combined with terrible depression, which would you choose?

I'd prefer it if you didn't take a third option.

[Solifuge]

This question feels familiar.

I'd take terribly-depressed genius over happy stupidity any day. I'm familiar enough with the depression, and you can always wear a jovial mask for long enough that no one can tell; given enough time and distractions, you can even fool yourself into forgetting. Also, if there's one thing I fear more than anything else, it's the loss of my mind, and mental faculties. Alzheimer's scares the crap out of me.

If the whole world could know you for two traits, one being your greatest Gift, and the other your greatest Fault, what would you be known for?

[Tellemurius]

Gift for blowing shit up.

Succubi or Amazonians?

[Medicine Man]

Gift for blowing shit up.

Succubi or Amazonians?

Amazonians

What would you do if Toady One wasn't the real programmer of Dwarf Fortress and it turned out that he had thousands of slaves working on the game?

[Cairon]

Wonder why the **** he hired thousands of monkies with typewriters...

What would you do if space monkies invaded your house, and ate all of your bananas?

[Frelock]

Laugh at them for invading my house, because I don't have any bananas.  Stupid space monkeys should get better intel.

What would you do if you were a Jehovah's Witness who got turned into a vampire, but still retained your former beliefs?

[Hastur]

I would renounce and change my inconvenient beleifs, otherwise i would starve.

what would you do if a paraplegic was drowning in a dangerous river, and nobody was watching.

[Nivim]

 After hearing the person's calls for help, I would dive in with a couple other people and drag the person out.

 What would you do if your body had this odd, and unpredictable tendency to liquefy into an animate liquid similar to a water elemental?

[Acanthus117]

I'd attempt to master it and become WATERMAN.

What would you do if you woke up, and found an especially attractive member of the opposite sex in your bed, and if that person related to you a tale of sex, drugs, wine and giving a blowjob to a middle-aged business executive from Hawaii?

[RAM]

Realise that it was tuesday.

What would you do if an army of otherwise intangible gremlins decided to play practical jokes on you for the rest of your life?

[dragnar]

Set up video cameras everywhere and make a fortune off video of things levitating.

What would you do if the moon grew a large angry face and started to fall?