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Grakelin

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Sex With Sue Johansson
« on: September 21, 2010, 11:09:28 pm »

This is my life advice to you: Watch this show.

Even if you don't have sex questions, it's the greatest show on TV. I used to only find it by luck, but now I've actually found a recurring timeslot. This pleases me.
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Okay, so, today this girl I know-Lauren, just took a sudden dis-interest in talking to me. Is she just on her period or something?

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Re: Sex With Sue Johansson
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2010, 11:14:38 pm »

I'd rather have sex with my...

You know what? Its just not funny.
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Re: Sex With Sue Johansson
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2010, 11:28:40 pm »

This is serious business, woman got an Order of Canada for this show.
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I am have extensive knowledge of philosophy and a strong morality
Okay, so, today this girl I know-Lauren, just took a sudden dis-interest in talking to me. Is she just on her period or something?

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Re: Sex With Sue Johansson
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2010, 11:49:24 pm »

This is serious business, woman got an Order of Canada for this show.
great i know someone better than her: Dr. Drew on LoveLine, dude gives better advice than that old crone.
here his website:http://www.lovelineshow.com/

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Re: Sex With Sue Johansson
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2010, 07:04:30 am »

This is serious business, woman got an Order of Canada for this show.
great i know someone better than her: Dr. Drew on LoveLine, dude gives better advice than that old crone.
here his website:http://www.lovelineshow.com/
LoveLine is still on? I used to listen to it on The X for a little while.
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Re: Sex With Sue Johansson
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2010, 10:08:32 am »

This is serious business, woman got an Order of Canada for this show.
great i know someone better than her: Dr. Drew on LoveLine, dude gives better advice than that old crone.
here his website:http://www.lovelineshow.com/
LoveLine is still on? I used to listen to it on The X for a little while.
hell yea hes still on, 10pm here in colorado on 106.7FM KBPI.

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Re: Sex With Sue Johansson
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2010, 02:09:29 pm »

This is serious business, woman got an Order of Canada for this show.

Yeah, and Obama got a peace prize for not being Bush. Doesn't make it a big accomplishment.
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Re: Sex With Sue Johansson
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2010, 03:08:59 pm »

This is serious business, woman got an Order of Canada for this show.
great i know someone better than her: Dr. Drew on LoveLine, dude gives better advice than that old crone.
here his website:http://www.lovelineshow.com/

I'm pretty sure calling her an "old crone" belies your ability to successful gauge the quality of romantic advice.
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Re: Sex With Sue Johansson
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2010, 03:25:06 pm »

This is serious business, woman got an Order of Canada for this show.
great i know someone better than her: Dr. Drew on LoveLine, dude gives better advice than that old crone.
here his website:http://www.lovelineshow.com/

I'm pretty sure calling her an "old crone" belies your ability to successful gauge the quality of romantic advice.
I'm pretty sure you were dropped on your head, na just kidding i just find Dr. Drew's advice more appealing than Sue's.

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Re: Sex With Sue Johansson
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2010, 07:57:58 pm »

I'd rather have sex with my...

You know what? Its just not funny.
Let's play 'fill in the blanks'. What could Nikov have sex with that's just not funny. My top guesses are as follows.

1) Jar of pickled beets
2) Orangutan
3) Wristwatch
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Re: Sex With Sue Johansson
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2010, 08:01:22 pm »

I'd rather have sex with my...

You know what? Its just not funny.
Let's play 'fill in the blanks'. What could Nikov have sex with that's just not funny. My top guesses are as follows.

1) Jar of pickled beets
2) Orangutan
3) Wristwatch
1)Clone of Nikov
2)Bottle of Worcestershire Sauce
3)Lava
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Re: Sex With Sue Johansson
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2010, 08:01:33 pm »

1) A window
2) Dish washer
3) Barbarossa the Seal God.
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Re: Sex With Sue Johansson
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2010, 09:30:42 pm »

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A bunch of dudes professing that Dr. Drew is better than Sue Johanson



When I was watching last night, she couldn't figure out how to turn the dildo off, so she just cut to commercial while it flopped around on her desk.
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I am have extensive knowledge of philosophy and a strong morality
Okay, so, today this girl I know-Lauren, just took a sudden dis-interest in talking to me. Is she just on her period or something?

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Re: Sex With Sue Johansson
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2010, 11:47:09 pm »

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When I was watching last night, she couldn't figure out how to turn the dildo off, so she just cut to commercial while it flopped around on her desk.

Priceless.

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Re: Sex With Sue Johansson
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2010, 02:42:33 am »

(Trollface)Unless it involves a shitload of nudity I couldn't care less.(/trollface)
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