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Author Topic: Best Dwarf Fortress Related Quotes?  (Read 7582 times)

Tsarwash

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Re: Best Dwarf Fortress Related Quotes?
« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2010, 01:10:07 pm »

"DF uses the most powerful graphic engine that has ever existed: Our minds."
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« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2010, 01:45:34 pm »

"DF uses the most powerful graphic engine that has ever existed: Our minds."

Strangely true. People who lack the capability to imagine the world keep whining about the graphics, whereas those who can, are happy to stay with "ASCII" or character based graphics because it's much easier on the eyes and "faster to see things". I have met a lot of people with some kind of mental disability to visualize abstract things to themselves. These same people often can't mentally process cartoons and prefer to watch only live-action entertainment.


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Re: Best Dwarf Fortress Related Quotes?
« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2013, 10:07:18 pm »

"You know what happens when you ask for sprinkles in Palacepoint? You get eaten by a Forgotten Beast after rotting away in the bee-sting dungeon!"

-Said while justifying ire against elves to a friend
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« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2013, 04:32:36 am »

Yep, that's why I'm angry at the elves, too.

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Re: Best Dwarf Fortress Related Quotes?
« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2013, 10:28:49 am »

"We don't want another cheap fantasy universe, we want a cheap fantasy universe generator.” - Toady
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Re: Best Dwarf Fortress Related Quotes?
« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2013, 10:17:19 am »

"He he he." - Tarn Adams
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Re: Best Dwarf Fortress Related Quotes?
« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2013, 01:15:48 pm »

"Game of dwarves and shit." - on the suggestion thread about sewage.
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Re: Best Dwarf Fortress Related Quotes?
« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2013, 03:23:02 pm »

How does it go...

This isn't just a madhouse built by a madman, this is a madhouse built by many madmen, each with a intense hatred of the previous' particular flavor of madness.
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Re: Best Dwarf Fortress Related Quotes?
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2013, 05:47:35 pm »

Losing is Fun, obviously.

And..
“Death comes before birth, if you were wondering.” (in some older log)
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Are weapons like the least lethal thing in DF?

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« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2013, 06:40:06 pm »

Such is life. Sometimes you succeed in your goals and sometimes you and everyone around you is murdered by a gigantic spider.

Personally, I like [DF] because after climbing the damned learning cliff, I'm too elitist to consider not liking it.

Dwarf Fortress - One lever to rule them all.
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Re: Best Dwarf Fortress Related Quotes?
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2013, 11:41:59 pm »

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Apricotius

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Re: Best Dwarf Fortress Related Quotes?
« Reply #26 on: December 12, 2013, 01:55:06 am »

My favourite is a quote that I saw on the wiki (which probably was taken from this forum) that went along
the lines of:

"Dwarf Fortress taught me that it's ok to make a tent out of your neighbours skin, so long as you give it a name."
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bmaczero

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Re: Best Dwarf Fortress Related Quotes?
« Reply #27 on: December 15, 2013, 02:05:37 pm »

Just check people's sigs!

EDIT: Aww, I was hoping I had an awesome quote in my sig when I posted this.  But evidently I don't.
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Re: Best Dwarf Fortress Related Quotes?
« Reply #28 on: December 15, 2013, 03:57:18 pm »

No one has gone missing or died. The year is still young.
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« Reply #29 on: December 20, 2013, 03:36:07 am »

GeneralissimoFranco: I had a game where a kitten killed a cyclops, but beyond that my experience mirrors yours.
—Reddit, "One of my fortresses finally had enough effect on the world to cause a change to the Golden Age."

UltimateCarl: This is the point where I'd normally call bullshit, but having (un)successfully ground no less than ten forts into destruction and abandoning three more to boredom after guaranteeing success I 100% believe that this happened in your game.
—Ibid. (In reaction to above quote)

"It's like regular childcare, except with more dogs and less care."
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It's an incredibly useful technique that will crash the computer if you aren't careful with it.
That really describes any programming.
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