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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1760711 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16770 on: September 13, 2022, 05:07:37 pm »
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The one that haunted me the most was the baby death sound. It didn't stop me from killing any more babies, but it chilled me to the core.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16771 on: September 13, 2022, 11:48:09 pm »
Quote from: https://acoup.blog/2021/09/17/collections-no-mans-land-part-i-the-trench-stalemate/
the problems are artillery, machine guns, trenches, artillery, barbed wire, artillery, and artillery
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16772 on: September 23, 2022, 04:15:53 am »
Quote from: Reddit
One of them had an indian accent, while one spoke in a gay accent
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16773 on: September 23, 2022, 05:14:09 am »
Gay is a beautiful country.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16774 on: September 23, 2022, 11:34:18 am »
It's an older stereotype, but it checks out.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16775 on: September 25, 2022, 12:34:03 pm »
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Both shortened spoons and magmacubes are designed to make it easier for people with disabilities to eat food.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16776 on: September 25, 2022, 01:48:35 pm »
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How To Summon Magmacube 2 So That Your Magmacube Deflates Like A Dummy At 4:30 AM

This came from the same AI that made the quote above .
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16777 on: September 29, 2022, 10:15:05 am »
Quote from: xkcd
Causality is the leading cause of death in this country.

EDIT: another good one:

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Loving the toaster is not a goal.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16778 on: October 13, 2022, 10:54:17 pm »
Quote from: Adam Savage
Human beings are terrible at randomness.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16779 on: October 20, 2022, 01:59:55 am »
Quote from: Great Order on October 19, 2022, 05:28:52 pm
Clearly sneaking when you're burned as a man is impossible because your partially fried wiener is painfully smacking against your legs.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16780 on: October 25, 2022, 12:47:02 pm »
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The Configuration register (CONFIG) contains some information.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16781 on: October 27, 2022, 11:43:12 pm »
Quote from: Sigmund, Holy Roman Emperor
Ego sum rex Romanus et super grammaticam. (I am King of the Romans and above grammar.)

Context.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16782 on: October 31, 2022, 10:56:26 pm »
Quote from: IronyOwl on October 31, 2022, 10:52:05 pm
minions you can make out of roach meth
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16783 on: November 01, 2022, 07:41:32 pm »
"I am not transfurry!" - Buffy
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16784 on: November 03, 2022, 10:11:50 pm »
"I know, it even started doing this to me in real life. I encountered an elderly person on a sidewalk and immediatly the battle music started." (source)
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