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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16410 on: October 25, 2020, 10:01:52 pm »
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Given what vampires these people are, they sure like stakeholders a lot!
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No justice: no peace.
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This one didn't want to be who they was. On the Surface – it was a dull, unconsidered sadness. But everything changed. Which implied everything could change.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16411 on: October 29, 2020, 07:35:28 am »
Quote from: methylatedspirit on October 29, 2020, 07:05:06 am
But that doesn't quite explain how when "certain things" jiggle, I start looking at the jiggleage and I start trying to simulate the entire system in my head instead of the "things" themselves. It ends up detracting from the "things" themselves.
   
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Booze is Life for Yoink

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you need to reconsider your life
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If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16412 on: November 01, 2020, 02:44:32 pm »
Quote from: zev_zev on October 30, 2020, 11:49:40 am
I prefer a default dwarf ledies, without beard. Because smal, a little fat, and boobsie ladies is my ideal <3
But I accept that people had different teastes. It's ok.
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Quote from: MrRoboto75 on December 10, 2020, 04:32:45 pm
Ghosts are stored in the balls?[/quote]
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also George_Chickens quit fucking my sister

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16413 on: November 02, 2020, 03:33:26 am »
Quote from: Bralbaard on November 02, 2020, 03:19:39 am
A trainwreck cheered me up greatly this morning
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16414 on: November 02, 2020, 11:25:46 am »
Quote from: Iä! RIAKTOR! on November 02, 2020, 11:00:03 am
You shall make review for my mod, when I upload it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16415 on: November 03, 2020, 04:15:44 pm »
Quote from: wierd on November 03, 2020, 03:12:28 pm
A space mutant is quantitatively better than an eldritch abomination.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16416 on: November 06, 2020, 07:53:37 am »
Quote from: Frumple on November 05, 2020, 09:18:45 am
I don't think I could bring myself to eat a jolly fat man's yumnut
Quote from: delphonso on November 05, 2020, 09:20:27 am
I'd chug that yumnut.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16417 on: November 06, 2020, 12:10:33 pm »
Quote from: martinuzz on November 06, 2020, 12:08:37 pm
WTF. I was just taking a shit on the toilet, and all of a sudden a trickle of clear fluid dripped from my nose. About the viscosity of water.
I don't have a runny nose, I don't have any cold-like symptoms, and blowing my nose afterwards produced nothing whatsoever.
Hope I am not leaking brain fluid.

If it happens again, I'll try to catch it before it drips on my sweater, and taste it.  Snot is salty, brain fluid contains glucose and is sweet tasting, so I should be able to tell the difference.
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Quote from: MrRoboto75 on December 10, 2020, 04:32:45 pm
Ghosts are stored in the balls?[/quote]
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16418 on: November 07, 2020, 10:16:48 am »
Quote from: Naxza on November 06, 2020, 05:12:24 pm
Perfectly modest, perfectly visible chafed dick for the world to deal with. Wonderful.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16419 on: November 11, 2020, 12:04:25 pm »
Quote from: MC on November 11, 2020, 06:05:51 am
Turning people into vermin is REALLY WEIRD
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16420 on: November 11, 2020, 03:14:36 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on November 11, 2020, 09:51:50 am
I'm glad to see so many people became infected,
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16421 on: November 19, 2020, 09:43:31 pm »
Quote from: https://youtu.be/NCWS3WmzsZg?t=779
As long as your wiener crosses the finish line, it counts.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16422 on: November 19, 2020, 09:48:20 pm »
Quote from: Bumber on November 19, 2020, 09:43:31 pm
Quote from: https://youtu.be/NCWS3WmzsZg?t=779
As long as your wiener crosses the finish line, it counts.
Am guessing GreyStil,Plays said this, checking link now
Correct
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16423 on: November 20, 2020, 11:43:20 am »
Quote from: ArchimedesWojak on November 20, 2020, 08:50:24 am
also George_Chickens quit fucking my sister
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Quote from: MrRoboto75 on December 10, 2020, 04:32:45 pm
Ghosts are stored in the balls?[/quote]
Quote from: ArchimedesWojak on November 20, 2020, 08:50:24 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16424 on: November 21, 2020, 02:03:42 am »
Quote from: Toady One on November 01, 2020, 04:38:54 pm
there would still be an instant where they become thick, and that's just going to be jarring.
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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