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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16140 on: March 03, 2020, 07:24:28 am »

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How would Bejeweled, Chuzzles Deluxe, or other matching puzzles become Prison Architect?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16141 on: March 03, 2020, 07:55:22 am »

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Every game is Prison architect if you try hard enough.
How would Bejeweled, Chuzzles Deluxe, or other matching puzzles become Prison Architect?
The fact that you can't figure out how means your not trying hard enough.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16142 on: March 03, 2020, 04:15:38 pm »

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Yeah I did my best to avoid being horny for a bug as much as possible
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16143 on: March 03, 2020, 05:35:06 pm »

I have no idea what a weeby is, but I get the idea I should be feeling insulted right about now
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16144 on: March 03, 2020, 05:36:54 pm »

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You decide to kill the sun. You throw a rock at it, which causes it to explode in flames. You laugh as you watch the flames consume the planet.
Then you turn off the light and go back to sleep.
Well... Did it need to repeat itself like that?

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The nun pulls you into the woods where you stop for a moment. Then she begins walking faster. Eventually she runs up to an old tree and jumps off. She lands on top of it and laughs. "Ohh, now I know what you're thinking."
She gets down on all fours and crawls around on the ground. Finally she stands up and points at you. "He's gay."
Well, she's half-right about the gay part.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16145 on: March 05, 2020, 10:46:24 am »

Oh no... Jim Carrey's secret plan to turn Sonic into an anti-vaxxer worked.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16146 on: March 05, 2020, 03:32:33 pm »

Well I guess Darwin would have wanted it this way...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16147 on: March 05, 2020, 04:30:25 pm »

Children need to learn about the gallows sooner or later anyway.

What they should have is two different networks of hospitals, one for people who are sick and another for people who aren't
« Last Edit: March 05, 2020, 04:46:24 pm by Bumber »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16148 on: March 06, 2020, 03:14:20 am »

You philistines. Why do you concern yourselves with the base hedgehog when you could become a particularly erect baguette?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16149 on: March 06, 2020, 11:55:20 am »

Ah, The tale of KittyTac and the Roblox player from Aesop's fables.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16150 on: March 08, 2020, 01:27:00 am »

Come on :)

"I'm not sure that half a bag of mouldy Idaho potatoes is a good candidate".
"It's not Trump"
"Lord Potato-face, you have my vote".
"Perhaps we should see what we have available to make food out of before we resort to eating magic paint."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16151 on: March 10, 2020, 09:48:14 am »

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Rumour: you can go further up and you can fight the true final boss: Waluigi.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16152 on: March 12, 2020, 06:03:35 pm »

This pope sucks, bring back pope classic

I prefer Pope Zero, the same refreshing Pope taste with none of the Catholeries.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16153 on: March 14, 2020, 02:57:13 am »

Conscriptipation: forced enlistment in the fight against anal leakage.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16154 on: March 15, 2020, 02:50:27 pm »

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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?
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