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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1719580 times)

FallacyofUrist

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14925 on: June 13, 2018, 03:40:12 pm »

VENGEANCE-POWERED RAMPAGE, ASSHOLES! GET RID OF ATHATH, GET RID OF FAFNIR, AND GO MAKE A NEW FUCKING SUN!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14926 on: June 14, 2018, 09:55:28 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14927 on: June 14, 2018, 11:07:40 pm »

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This is a dead end. Other way guys.

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This is also a dead end. I can see why they killed themselves.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14928 on: June 16, 2018, 04:09:14 am »

Robot-based UBI is basically robots paying to put their senile parents in a home while they wait for the inheritance.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14929 on: June 16, 2018, 10:27:19 pm »

"I don't trust them, they're too mundane and nonthreatening."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14930 on: June 17, 2018, 02:45:15 pm »

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I am very expert at fitnessing, Joe!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14931 on: June 17, 2018, 04:42:30 pm »

    Obviously, they cut the legs off the storks and use them as straws to suck out the souls of their victims.

FallacyofUrist

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14932 on: June 18, 2018, 07:51:05 pm »

Well, that's it. I'm insane now. I read your post, MottledPetrel, and now I'm insane. I hope it's at least the cool artist or supervillain kind of insane and not anything sad or violent. Either way, I'm crazy now and it's your fault. I hope you're happy.

Don't worry! We're all crazy here.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14933 on: June 19, 2018, 05:27:09 am »

I have no father, I sprang fully formed from my mothers forehead, she was like "ow, god my head is killing me... *PLOP* oh shit, a baby!" trufax.
What are you talking about everyone know you can get a crate of money by blowing up a church. :V
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14934 on: June 19, 2018, 08:35:13 pm »

ask the deer what I could do to help them repopulate the forest.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14935 on: June 19, 2018, 10:33:06 pm »

ask the deer what I could do to help them repopulate the forest.

Is... is that a deer pick up line?

What even is a deer pick up line?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14937 on: June 19, 2018, 11:40:41 pm »

A line of people lifting deers, duh

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(deep breath)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14938 on: June 20, 2018, 04:39:31 am »

Nah, it's the line of pickups that get stuck behind a John Deere on a country road.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14939 on: June 20, 2018, 08:25:39 am »

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This is a dead end. Other way guys.

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This is also a dead end. I can see why they killed themselves.
Ayyyy I just found where that quote came from.
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