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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1712574 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13320 on: December 20, 2016, 08:25:38 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on December 20, 2016, 08:14:27 pm
The Australian National Anthem is Beer.

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Based on my historical knowledge, it's "Jim Jones at Botany Bay" or at least some Botany Bay related song.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13321 on: December 20, 2016, 08:47:17 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13322 on: December 20, 2016, 10:35:50 pm »
Quote from: Avis-Mergulus on December 20, 2016, 06:41:14 pm
what are these quotes doing there

are you implying Jopax killed somebody and smoked their ribs?
Quote from: Rolan7 on December 20, 2016, 06:57:35 pm
"no"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13323 on: December 21, 2016, 05:08:30 am »
Quote from: Tiruin on December 20, 2016, 10:35:50 pm
Quote from: Avis-Mergulus on December 20, 2016, 06:41:14 pm
what are these quotes doing there

are you implying Jopax killed somebody and smoked their ribs?
Quote from: Rolan7 on December 20, 2016, 06:57:35 pm
"no"
No, that doesn't need context. That's normal for B12.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13324 on: December 21, 2016, 02:48:08 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13325 on: December 21, 2016, 06:41:04 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13326 on: December 21, 2016, 09:34:01 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13327 on: December 22, 2016, 02:56:27 am »
This needs to be preserved for the future generations!

Quote from: Rethi-Eli on December 21, 2016, 08:31:03 pm
wasps are the scariest motherfuckers out there

You think mice are scary because they move fast and they're small?

Wasps are so small, they're like fucking invisible ninjas

They're fast and they will hunt you the fuck down

They have venomous knives in their asses, and fuck that shit

They fly, they fucking fly

They come in nests of only ten-hundred-fucking-thousand wasps

They kill bees, and bees are bros

Every summer, my city is absolutely flooded with wasps. They once built four nests in my house in just one month. I get yellow wasps, black wasps, blue wasps, red wasps, big wasps, and small wasps. It's like a terrible Dr. Seuss book.

Notes: I don't know how really dangerous are wasps, despite that I encountered them in the past (And likely will encounter even more in the future). This quote made laugh, tho. Hornets are much more dangerous than wasps will ever bee, tho.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13328 on: December 22, 2016, 05:27:41 am »
Quote from: Egan_BW on December 20, 2016, 12:38:26 am
And that, little children, is how a baby PW is born.
Quote from: Dermonster on December 20, 2016, 12:47:26 am
If anyones gonna bring the apocalypse around here it's me >:v
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13329 on: December 22, 2016, 05:33:29 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13330 on: December 22, 2016, 05:53:58 am »
DEX! :O
Would really love to send him a message or something. Really miss the awesome dude!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13331 on: December 22, 2016, 06:52:57 am »
Quote from: CrocAndBearLover on December 22, 2016, 02:56:27 am
Notes: I don't know how really dangerous are wasps, despite that I encountered them in the past (And likely will encounter even more in the future). This quote made laugh, tho. Hornets are much more dangerous than wasps will ever bee, tho.

You think hornets are scarier, but they're actually just another wasp species. They are secret wasps, trying to fool you.
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Love, scriver~

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13332 on: December 22, 2016, 08:39:41 am »
Quote from: Tiruin on December 22, 2016, 05:53:58 am
DEX! :O
Would really love to send him a message or something. Really miss the awesome dude!

Do you have a steam?

Wait, yes you do. You're on my friends list. We just never talk. Welp.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13333 on: December 22, 2016, 05:26:04 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13334 on: December 22, 2016, 06:04:02 pm »
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