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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1712251 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13185 on: November 12, 2016, 02:33:43 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13188 on: November 13, 2016, 09:00:30 pm »

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« Reply #13189 on: November 14, 2016, 03:25:53 am »

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« Reply #13190 on: November 16, 2016, 12:20:54 am »

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« Reply #13191 on: November 16, 2016, 02:23:28 am »

Quote from: discussion of Metal Gear Revengeance
Armstrong has youth programs to get poor children off the street and prepare them for a career
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« Reply #13192 on: November 16, 2016, 04:50:26 am »

Quote from: discussion of Metal Gear Revengeance
Armstrong has youth programs to get poor children off the street and prepare them for a career
This isn't funny? This Armstrong guy just seems to be doing some good stuff for his local community. What's wrong with that?
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« Reply #13193 on: November 16, 2016, 04:52:07 am »

That's what happens when you lose the context.
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« Reply #13194 on: November 16, 2016, 04:58:37 am »

The funny thing is that out of context, Armstrong sounds like a nice guy, when he's basically evil Arnold Schwarzenegger. But then you'd have to have known the context. Thus the context is funny when taken out of context.

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« Reply #13195 on: November 16, 2016, 12:06:58 pm »

I thought it was funny because 'prepare them' might be understood as an action leading to cannibalism.
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« Reply #13196 on: November 16, 2016, 03:24:42 pm »

The funny thing is that out of context, Armstrong sounds like a nice guy, when he's basically evil Arnold Schwarzenegger. But then you'd have to have known the context. Thus the context is funny when taken out of context.

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So it's a joke that's only funny with context? 0/10 - complete failure of a post, both for requiring context and for potentially being funny.
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« Reply #13197 on: November 16, 2016, 03:35:53 pm »

Dang yeah, I did it wrong.
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« Reply #13198 on: November 16, 2016, 04:03:07 pm »

It also requires that bit of context that the conversation was about MGR:R; without it, I could've interpreted that as "Armstrong 'as ze youth programs to get ze children off ze street an' prepare them for las careers, non?" or "These youth programs have been passed down the Armstrong line for generations!"

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« Reply #13199 on: November 16, 2016, 07:47:27 pm »

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