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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12705 on: July 07, 2016, 07:29:38 pm »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on July 05, 2016, 08:02:02 pm
BEHOLD, FOR I HAVE FASHIONED MAGICKED ARMOURS FROM THE BONES OF MITTENS, A NATURALLY DECEASED KITTEN.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12706 on: July 07, 2016, 07:47:04 pm »
Quote from: Daris on July 07, 2016, 07:43:44 pm
We're down to a mere 9300 units of meat.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12707 on: July 07, 2016, 08:49:03 pm »
Quote from: Signature of 6-year-old post on Gamefaqs
you can just hang outside in the sun all day tossing a ball around, or you can sit at your computer and do sumthin that matters.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12708 on: July 08, 2016, 05:55:03 am »
Quote from: Dorsidwarf on July 08, 2016, 05:07:12 am
clad hickey around the rock-hard gleam of the White inside
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12709 on: July 08, 2016, 07:10:57 am »
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the relentless sun has toasted my brain, and now all that remains is mostly pain, and a bit of horniness
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12710 on: July 08, 2016, 08:21:22 am »
Quote from: Teneb on July 08, 2016, 06:17:01 am
Spehss will then become spider-man, fighting crime in honour of spiderbro.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12711 on: July 08, 2016, 05:03:55 pm »
Quote from: NJW2000 on July 08, 2016, 04:54:59 pm
The fairies just prefer to kidnap autistic children.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12712 on: July 08, 2016, 05:08:55 pm »
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FRENCH TRANSLATION ONLY IF FRANCE WIN THE EUROCUP , WE MUST FUCK CRISTIANA RONALDA
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12713 on: July 09, 2016, 05:59:17 am »
Quote from: renegadelobster on July 05, 2016, 10:44:50 pm
So on the scale of "Ooo, that tickles" to Maurice's Dick, just how fucked are the newbie teams?
Quote from: Adragis on July 09, 2016, 06:29:23 am
ice cream is pretty edgy
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12714 on: July 09, 2016, 03:53:29 pm »
Quote from: Rouge the Bat, Sonic X
Careful, you both have big heads!  Good thing they're hard.
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"There's a very thin line between hate and love~"
"Well you make it thicker!!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12715 on: July 09, 2016, 04:54:10 pm »
Quote from: Akura on July 09, 2016, 04:47:01 pm
Disturbing, twisted, evil multicolored boobs.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12716 on: July 10, 2016, 10:09:53 am »
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the coastlines inexplicably turned into rows of porcupine quills
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12717 on: July 10, 2016, 11:26:09 am »
Quote from: A Yakuza 3 Sidestory
I'm going to kick your ass until cash comes out
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12718 on: July 10, 2016, 02:00:06 pm »
Quote from: AzyWng on July 10, 2016, 11:26:09 am
Quote from: A Yakuza 3 Sidestory
I'm going to kick your ass until cash comes out

Basically every RPG ever.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12719 on: July 10, 2016, 07:12:30 pm »
Quote from: Steamchat
Sprin: But I think Karne would beat you in a fight
bfel001: OH?
bfel001: ORLY?
Sprin: He can arrest you for assault
Sprin: And attempted kidnaping
bfel001: Karne is a police officer?
Sprin: Kinda?
Sprin: Im not sure exactlly
bfel001: How are you "Kinda" a police officer?
bfel001: Unless he's batman
bfel001: Is Karne Batman?
bfel001: Because I don't think I can beat Batman in a fight
bfel001: ...yet
Sprin: Hes not rich enough to be batman
Sprin: Hes obviouslly the flash
bfel001: Oh then I can kick his ass then
bfel001: I just need a boomerang :P
Sprin: There was a time Lex Luther saw the Flashes face
Sprin: He had no idea who it was
Sprin: Karne is definatlly the flash
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