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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762087 times)

Furtuka

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11925 on: January 17, 2016, 03:08:56 am »

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[01:56]   Dasleah   morpheus once offered me two pills and i screamed BROUGHT MY OWN, swallowed both of his pills anyway, and threw up on him
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11926 on: January 18, 2016, 12:03:16 pm »

I was just trying to peer-pressure someone into drinking
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11927 on: January 18, 2016, 01:22:52 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11930 on: January 19, 2016, 12:07:39 pm »

Who made you the policeman of this thread?
Jesus Christ, Muhammad, Buddha, the Dali Llama, the Pope, President Obama, the Ghost of Reagan, and George Washington all had a vote on it which I had won by a large margin.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11931 on: January 19, 2016, 06:11:35 pm »

That's a good thing. But you're not playing as any regular Nazi either, you're playing as a fire-breathing Nazi with a cannon.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11932 on: January 19, 2016, 06:33:40 pm »

it's far more likely that Hitler became Jewish of his own accord.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11933 on: January 20, 2016, 08:25:32 am »

If you can shank a bitch, you don't need to waste a cap in they ass.

Ampersands are bad news.

Performing oral sex is like thinking rationally: all humans are technically capable of doing so, but most can't do it well and few choose to do so on a daily basis.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11934 on: January 20, 2016, 08:59:19 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11935 on: January 20, 2016, 09:12:15 am »

Ampersands are bad news.
Not good enough.  There's context on this FORUM.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11936 on: January 20, 2016, 01:03:08 pm »

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goggleotter: JUDAS IS BEST GIRL!!!
goggleotter: Peter and John fanboys can fight me
Furtuka: XD
goggleotter: now I just want an idol show starring the apostles
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11937 on: January 20, 2016, 01:16:00 pm »

Ampersands are bad news.
Not good enough.  There's context on this FORUM.
Do you mean not out-of-context enough?  How is the reader supposed to guess this person wa referring to a series of ill-advised AT&T commercials from several years ago? :)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11939 on: January 21, 2016, 05:21:12 am »

Generally speaking, my life is better when I'm not being shot at

That's like saying you want her to become a cop that smokes crack when she needs that extra rush to capture a suspect.
If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid.

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