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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757232 times)

Darvi

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2580 on: March 16, 2012, 01:14:48 pm »
Quote from: Sergius on March 16, 2012, 01:06:04 pm
Which will be known for centures as the Squarepants Massacre.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2581 on: March 16, 2012, 06:31:57 pm »
Quote from: Fenrir on March 16, 2012, 06:26:18 pm
I may have died more often than I remember. I never did conquer New Beijing (Hong Kong?) without receiving free tickets for a cruise on the river Styx, but I have killed my share of cops there.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2582 on: March 17, 2012, 06:12:12 am »
Quote from: Knight of Fools on March 17, 2012, 04:06:25 am
Children make the best pets. You usually die before they do, and they're so fun to mess with.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2583 on: March 17, 2012, 07:30:45 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2584 on: March 17, 2012, 07:55:33 pm »
Quote from: Koronii on March 17, 2012, 07:07:06 pm
I couldn't find a way to get it onto people without ripping their clothes off.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2585 on: March 17, 2012, 08:05:02 pm »
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[10:59] <Arnellos> Translaterion: "My penis recipticle is making noise."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2586 on: March 17, 2012, 09:29:30 pm »
Quote from: Pnx on March 17, 2012, 09:23:35 pm
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Quote from: Pnx on March 17, 2012, 09:17:23 pm
My old graphics card appears to have gone missing somehow...

I'm not sure what happened there...
what cpu do you have?
You suspect the cpu of stealing the graphics card?
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Quote from: Dutchling on March 07, 2013, 12:29:41 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2587 on: March 18, 2012, 01:47:06 am »
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[16:45] <Karina> His biggest bonus is +3 inches.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2588 on: March 18, 2012, 07:27:04 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2589 on: March 18, 2012, 01:07:25 pm »
[Friend]: "How am I supposed to know if these shrinks are good or just get paid for their fetish of watching people lay on couches?"
Me: "Pants. If they take them off, that's bad."
[Friend]: "Well you're no help."
Me: "O, so you think the ones who take off their pants are good shrinks?"
[Friend]:  ::)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2590 on: March 18, 2012, 03:02:05 pm »
Well, yeah. You have to take your pants off to think properly. Gets the blood flowing, and frees your mind from the tyranny of pants.

At least, that's what mine tells me.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on December 25, 2015, 09:30:24 pm
Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2591 on: March 18, 2012, 03:49:14 pm »
Shorts. Best solution to the tyranny of pants, without indecent exposure charges.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2592 on: March 18, 2012, 03:55:54 pm »
That's just what they want you to think. Little do you know that shorts are merely the larval form of pants! They just sit there. Waiting. :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2593 on: March 18, 2012, 03:58:31 pm »
Quote from: kaijyuu on March 18, 2012, 03:49:14 pm
Shorts. Best solution to the tyranny of pants, without indecent exposure charges.
Or wear a bikini. They're like underwear you can wear outside and get wet. Or if you're a guy then speedos or a mankini or a codpiece or something. You've got options.
« Last Edit: March 18, 2012, 04:01:37 pm by applesauce machine »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2594 on: March 18, 2012, 03:59:03 pm »
How about that Zardoz suit? If it's good enough for Sean Connery, it's good enough for you!
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Quote from: Bauglir on December 26, 2015, 01:16:49 am
Quote from: MaximumZero on December 25, 2015, 09:30:24 pm
Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting
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