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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1709376 times)

Cthulhu

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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #150 on: October 04, 2010, 02:35:30 pm »

It was a paper towel holdey thingey that was much too big to be a penis.

He obviously just pulled it out of his ass.
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #151 on: October 05, 2010, 06:38:23 pm »

And all I was trying to do was set fire to a sheep.
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #152 on: October 05, 2010, 08:03:11 pm »

THE END!!! 'TIS THE VERY EEEENDDD!! REPEEEEEEEEEENT!!!!!!!
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #153 on: October 05, 2010, 08:10:45 pm »

Like moving through pudding, or liquefied children.
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #154 on: October 06, 2010, 03:53:05 pm »

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The main problem with erections is you have to lean waaaaaay over the toilet.
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #155 on: October 06, 2010, 04:21:41 pm »

Or the hooker.


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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #156 on: October 06, 2010, 05:34:07 pm »

What do you think, China and the USA just dropped their weapons, raise their arms to the sky and yelled "HALLELUJAH!"?

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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #157 on: October 06, 2010, 06:26:41 pm »

Quoting for Spade's response:
The royalty still wouldn't know whether they're the king or queen.
It's a little strange that a King wouldn't know if he was the King or Queen.
Um...

It's dark.  :-\
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #158 on: October 06, 2010, 06:38:33 pm »

Quoting for Spade's response:
The royalty still wouldn't know whether they're the king or queen.
It's a little strange that a King wouldn't know if he was the King or Queen.
Um...

It's dark.  :-\

You went and gave the context in the out of context thread? :P

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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #159 on: October 06, 2010, 06:42:17 pm »

Zai's quote is best when taken alone.
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #160 on: October 06, 2010, 06:46:20 pm »

I happen to stumble across this thread for the first time, and I see I've been quoted. :D
It would break the rules we don't follow if he just quoted himself though.
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #161 on: October 06, 2010, 06:52:38 pm »

Quoting for Spade's response:
The royalty still wouldn't know whether they're the king or queen.
It's a little strange that a King wouldn't know if he was the King or Queen.
Um...

It's dark.  :-\

You went and gave the context in the out of context thread? :P
Aw you missed the best part but I don't want to be metored.
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #162 on: October 06, 2010, 07:25:36 pm »

It's still out of context, though.  It wasn't just a discussion about the difficulties of being a monarch.
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #163 on: October 06, 2010, 08:40:48 pm »

The doors unlocked.
I just dare you to ponder on this one without knowing the original post.
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #164 on: October 06, 2010, 08:57:38 pm »

Easy, a door in DF that someone won't path through.
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