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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756462 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6690 on: March 20, 2014, 02:35:46 pm »

Jet turbines are not healthy places for humans to be.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6691 on: March 20, 2014, 04:15:49 pm »

I know, I'm breaking my own B12-only curmudgeoning, but this is too good to pass up.

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« Reply #6692 on: March 20, 2014, 05:06:06 pm »

She was basically the T-1000 with pigtails.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6693 on: March 20, 2014, 06:14:54 pm »

Nope. But "It's been a while" works just fine.
Or "it's got an axe".
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6694 on: March 20, 2014, 06:16:20 pm »

His logic seems to have given me minor brain damage.
Heas seam graven mirror rain the mage logging?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6695 on: March 20, 2014, 07:10:26 pm »

Guys, why are we comparing the various states of America to boobs?
Damn, I was gonna post that one...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6696 on: March 20, 2014, 07:24:53 pm »

Cue a jerk biting a Helium Gas Hole without using his hands, and it flies away from him throughout the interior of his car, causing him to swerve and place his hand upon the 12V waffle iron. His shrieks of pain pierce the night and several lawyers' heads jerk up from the underbrush, some still slowly chewing greenbacks.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6697 on: March 20, 2014, 07:58:04 pm »

The foundation of human existance is love. Hot, sticky, incestuous love.

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« Reply #6698 on: March 20, 2014, 08:58:52 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6699 on: March 21, 2014, 03:35:15 am »

Draw me like one of your French shrubs.
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« Reply #6700 on: March 21, 2014, 08:04:05 am »

A bushtit, like all other tits, is a small bird.
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« Reply #6701 on: March 21, 2014, 12:10:54 pm »

I greatly enjoy stories of people getting paid for being lazy and generally awful.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6702 on: March 21, 2014, 12:21:18 pm »

"Tweet, tweet, enlarge your penis, tweet tweet!"

"Caw, caw, girls in your area, caw caw!"

"Screeeee, pharmaceuticals! pharmaceuticals! Screeeee."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6703 on: March 21, 2014, 02:04:25 pm »

It's just a delicious eyeball, guys.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6704 on: March 21, 2014, 04:33:54 pm »

Totes honesty, if I managed to catch a gingersnap cock thrown at me, I'd eat it. Probably instantly.
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