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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761953 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4050 on: November 13, 2012, 02:11:38 am »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on November 13, 2012, 12:35:10 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4051 on: November 13, 2012, 03:34:54 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on November 13, 2012, 03:28:48 am
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YOUR DISAGREEMENT POINTS TO YOUR DEEP-SEATED UNREST
YOU NOT GETTING ENOUGH SEX
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4052 on: November 13, 2012, 03:51:38 am »
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Quote from: misko27 on November 13, 2012, 02:18:05 am
Sweet jesus. Questioning the fundamentality of the female/male relationship as it relates to human romantic interaction. And now what appears to be a question regarding whether or not a theory is correct because it is logical, and a insinuation on both sides of the other side being dogmatic. (Don't correct me if I'm wrong, it simply shows I have no clue what you are talking about. )This is a thread about nice guys and women.

Welcome to Bay12. Post lots.


Leaning more toward the funny side of the thread title, but still relevant.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4053 on: November 13, 2012, 06:46:53 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4054 on: November 13, 2012, 11:01:33 am »
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[01:57]  * Tiruin points to the bed.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4055 on: November 13, 2012, 11:09:41 am »
Quote from: Yoink on November 13, 2012, 11:01:33 am
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[01:57]  * Tiruin points to the bed.
O_o


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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4056 on: November 13, 2012, 12:10:33 pm »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on November 13, 2012, 11:22:55 am

I don't think two asses would be best
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4057 on: November 13, 2012, 12:27:28 pm »
Dat constructed context.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4058 on: November 13, 2012, 04:38:04 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4059 on: November 13, 2012, 05:03:41 pm »
Quote from: misko27 on November 13, 2012, 04:59:29 pm
A massive mutual masturbation exercise between a giant representation of a former US president and the whole legislative body of Texas is to complicated for me to deal with right now.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4060 on: November 13, 2012, 05:51:11 pm »
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17:49   kaijyuu_work   why are all the hideous abomination deities dicks
17:49   kaijyuu_work   why can't they be nice people?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4061 on: November 14, 2012, 02:33:08 am »
Quote from: SirAaronIII on November 14, 2012, 01:42:13 am
It also might be that I'm screwing wrong.

Anyway, I'll worry about it tomorrow after my hands stop being all raw. Should have worn gloves.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4062 on: November 14, 2012, 06:41:08 am »
Happened a few days ago at the lab:


Colleague: So you're the one who's pulling out all the fingers.
Me: Yea, I must have fat fingers or something.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4063 on: November 14, 2012, 10:31:51 am »
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4064 on: November 14, 2012, 01:23:38 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on November 14, 2012, 01:06:48 pm
I will feel free to blast apart your grey matter with a shotgun for my own cheap thrills.
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