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[Whitefoxsniper]

midgets running around naked simulator?

[Mr Space Cat]

That's kinda silly, the first thing I'd do if anybody came close to me would be shooting them in the head.

[Vorthon]

21:17   Eagleon   "Tired of waiting for your herpes outbreak? Use herpimax, and have herpes like you mean it!"

[Truean]

can we please get back to explaining how one can improve their chances of getting laid? I'm curious, and purely for academic reasons of course.

[Furtuka]

_{It's funny because bears eat fish and fish sometimes contain eggs which is what caviar is made out of so it's actually literally true in the sense that the proteins and lipids from the caviar they eat is what goes into making the bear's body tissues but also works as a tangential reference to that one line from Castlevania about people being miserable piles of secrets except for that people don't live on a diet of secrets or make their bodies out of them which makes it pretty hard to equate the two unless you are referring to a diet of secrets in a metaphorical sense in which we gather and trade secrets all the time as a fundamental aspect of human social interaction which I guess depending on if you define man as the personality that man possesses means that you could make the argument that we compose ourselves of the secrets which we keep to ourselves or something along those lines which is a pretty long stretch but I suppose that's irrelevant to the fact that the joke wasn't about the original joke but was rather a silly tangential thing which possibly had a non-sequitur answer as the joke in which case I missed the point entirely due to the obscurity of the nature of the humor behind it so I suppose you could say this joke was a miserable pile of secrets actually.}

[Remalle]

[14:01:38]   <Taricus>   ...Every day, I'm more and more glad I stuck with number two :P

[The Darkling Wolf]

Does it have to be a "sea" of zombies.  I'd rather face a large undead pond, or perhaps the Canal of the Dead.  A Morbid Estuary perhaps?  A virtual Fjord of the walking dead.

[Karnewarrior]

Does it have to be a "sea" of zombies.  I'd rather face a large undead pond, or perhaps the Canal of the Dead.  A Morbid Estuary perhaps?  A virtual Fjord of the walking dead.

That quote doesn't link to that quote.

What happened?

[The Darkling Wolf]

Darcke Magicke.

Also it's a quote from another forum which uses SMF, I left the linking intact because I find it amusing to see where the links lead.

[kisame12794]

Considering it linked to a thread about channels, I think its pretty apropriate.

[Yoink]

What if I fart and lasers come flying out? I might hurt somebody.

[Xantalos]

- Teeth are now internal, so you can no longer grab someone's teeth with your lower leg.

[Slayerhero90]

- Teeth are now connected to a mouth, not a head. To damage them you need to hit a mouth.

[Yoink]

SEEMS RATHER CHARACTERISTIC OF THIS TO FORGET THAT YOU DON'T HAVE EYES FOR 195 PAGES

[Skyrunner]

"I'd like left elbow fish, right eye sacks of beans, and an ear of corn."
"Left ear or right ear?"
"Better make it right ear, my family is pretty big."