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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1759706 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16485 on: January 18, 2021, 04:31:17 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16486 on: January 20, 2021, 05:59:03 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16487 on: January 20, 2021, 06:07:45 am »
Quote from: scriver on January 19, 2021, 03:27:01 pm
Suggestion: A first testament angel, but instead of countless of eyes it is ears
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16488 on: January 20, 2021, 08:41:39 am »
Biblical angels, as literally described are less beautiful androgynus models with wings and more procedural dwarf fortress beasts or Evangelion like. There is one that is described basically as just eyes, everywhere.

So here they were suggesting doing a creature that is ears instead of eyes.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16489 on: January 20, 2021, 09:38:40 am »
Yer in the wrong thread fer context, matey :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16490 on: January 20, 2021, 03:03:38 pm »
Biblical angels are terrifying chimeras made of wheels and fire and eyes and faces and wings and swords.

Satan is never described, but is given titles that both insinuate his beauty and his inherent evil.

Naturally this is too complicated and harder to use this to control human populations, so it got changed to all the good guys are hot lady angels with wings and the devil is hairy and ugly and wants to stab you with forks.

But this is the wrong thread for this, I apologize XD.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16491 on: January 20, 2021, 03:27:54 pm »
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« Reply #16492 on: January 20, 2021, 06:58:20 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16493 on: January 21, 2021, 02:06:07 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16494 on: January 24, 2021, 01:52:06 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16495 on: January 25, 2021, 03:13:40 pm »
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i will just say this is not entry-level hentai
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16496 on: January 26, 2021, 03:29:59 am »
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I'd say receiving pictures of anyone's genitals would be pretty horrifying.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16497 on: January 31, 2021, 09:55:38 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16498 on: January 31, 2021, 03:57:01 pm »
"The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind."
    - H. P Lovecraft
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16499 on: February 02, 2021, 03:47:04 am »
Quote from: Grim Portent on February 01, 2021, 10:15:37 pm
So this town almost decided to attack their neighbour, because some dude in that city forgot to put a dick on the bear in their calender.

Quote from: Frumple on February 01, 2021, 11:17:43 pm
pizzle drizzle is like the last thing you want on your face
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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