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[Caz]

Wait, just how old are you anyway?

[scriver]

LOOK DOWN

edit: my quoting reflexes are too fast for myself

[Ulfarr]

"We don't have small, we only have medium and large" (not that small isn't in stock, small doesn't exist)

what

Is this about clothing?

I used to work in a clothes shop, and some products were only produced in one or two sizes. Since most of our customers were used to the "S, M, L, XL.." scale, we often had to describe such items using those values so they could have a point of reference.

[methylatedspirit]

Note to self: do not attempt to make cameras cloudgaze at noon, since that's basically just staring into the Sun, and it will overheat your stuff. You're lucky that the phone you used didn't just fucking explode from the heat. Damn thing's black all over, what the fuck were you thinking?

So, yeah, that was a scare. Tried to open the Gallery app, the phone said something like "Cannot open Gallery because the phone is overheating". I'm surprised it still managed to record 1 hour and 20 minutes of what is basically the Sun at full power. That thing took it like a trooper. It did not shut down while it was being cooked. Battery was ~55°C (~131°F), definitely out of safe operating range for Li-ion batteries.

[MrRoboto75]

"We don't have small, we only have medium and large" (not that small isn't in stock, small doesn't exist)

what

Is this about clothing?

I used to work in a clothes shop, and some products were only produced in one or two sizes. Since most of our customers were used to the "S, M, L, XL.." scale, we often had to describe such items using those values so they could have a point of reference.

No, sizes of fast food.

[King Zultan]

"We don't have small, we only have medium and large"

sizes of fast food.

Where's the supersized?

[George_Chickens]

"We don't have small, we only have medium and large" (not that small isn't in stock, small doesn't exist)

what

Is this about clothing?

I used to work in a clothes shop, and some products were only produced in one or two sizes. Since most of our customers were used to the "S, M, L, XL.." scale, we often had to describe such items using those values so they could have a point of reference.

No, sizes of fast food.

The trick here is that large is actually medium and medium is fun sized.

[ArchimedesWojak]

i woke up this morning to see my cousins giggling like two homeless guys who just found a 20 only to catch them watching hentai on my sisters laptop

[methylatedspirit]

Jeez, watching hentai and giggling? At what? The ludicrously-bad anatomy? That's all I know about hentai; they do not give a shit about sane body proportions, nor do they really care about the sex being at all enjoyable in real life. At least, that's what I've heard. I'm sure most other types of porn also have the exact same problems, frankly.

Also, your sister's laptop? Good lord, I hope they didn't download that hentai onto the laptop, used a proxy and Incognito mode, because being caught for something you didn't do yourself... that's an unenviable position. I suppose she's an accomplice, but I can't imagine that she lent (I'm assuming) it with the intent of letting them watch hentai.

[heydude6]

That definitely fits the thread. How old were those guys? Did you have any idea they were interested in that kind of stuff before this incident?

Sounds like your home is pretty crowded. Two cousins, a sister, yourself, and probably your parents. That’s 6 people! Do you have space for that many?

[LordBaal]

Depends which kind it is I guess? I know there are from romantic kinda soap opera with sex, up to ultraviolent snuff like hardcore shit. Before the era of the internet here a borther's friend had a huge cd collection of the thing, mostly romantic and comedy ones, mixed with your regular dragonball, saint seiya and slam dunk, so on ocation we went WTF to find out the heroes powers were adquired trougth sex and this cartoon is not quite LoTR like the cover sugested... hahahah...

Edit: The age is important, too young and I guess is normal to laugh at it. Too old is kinda weird, but normal if its the first time?

[ArchimedesWojak]

That definitely fits the thread. How old were those guys? Did you have any idea they were interested in that kind of stuff before this incident?

Sounds like your home is pretty crowded. Two cousins, a sister, yourself, and probably your parents. That’s 6 people! Do you have space for that many?

1. they are both 11 year-old girls (If it makes this a little less awkward my sister accidentally left the hentai open and my cousins were just trying to watch youtube on her laptop but when they opened it there were anime tits)

2. they were just visiting

Jeez, watching hentai and giggling? At what? The ludicrously-bad anatomy? That's all I know about hentai; they do not give a shit about sane body proportions, nor do they really care about the sex being at all enjoyable in real life. At least, that's what I've heard. I'm sure most other types of porn also have the exact same problems, frankly.

Also, your sister's laptop? Good lord, I hope they didn't download that hentai onto the laptop, used a proxy and Incognito mode, because being caught for something you didn't do yourself... that's an unenviable position. I suppose she's an accomplice, but I can't imagine that she lent (I'm assuming) it with the intent of letting them watch hentai.

My cousins are surprisingly good with computer safety for their age, Also my sister uses a fucking Tor browser for porn

Depends which kind it is I guess? I know there are from romantic kinda soap opera with sex, up to ultraviolent snuff like hardcore shit. Before the era of the internet here a borther's friend had a huge cd collection of the thing, mostly romantic and comedy ones, mixed with your regular dragonball, saint seiya and slam dunk, so on ocation we went WTF to find out the heroes powers were adquired trougth sex and this cartoon is not quite LoTR like the cover sugested... hahahah...

Edit: The age is important, too young and I guess is normal to laugh at it. Too old is kinda weird, but normal if its the first time?

i will just say this is not entry-level hentai, this was some extremely hardcore shit

[LordBaal]

Oh lord I had pictured two 15 to 20 guys laughing like idiots, not 11 girls.. thats fucked up, my wife's little sister is 11 and I cant picture her seeing porn of any kind, and my wife is still to have "the talk" with her yet, because my mother in law is certanly not doing it, but thats beside the point.

Its all very WTFgie and uncomfortable. Hope it does not scalate into "you are corrupting my child" kind of argument when/if they tell their parents.

[quote Also my sister uses a fucking Tor browser for porn

I must say: Quite fitting term.
Which is in itself another pun!

[Dunamisdeos]

I mean if someone left heir porn on for my kid to see that person would get either shouted at or shouted at and also punched.

[LordBaal]

To be fair it seems they took the laptop without asking.

On the other hand its a matter of common sense to not let porn at the reach of kids.

On the gripping hand we dont know if they dropped by unnanounced and took the laptop without asking, which lead us to the first point.