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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15045 on: July 25, 2018, 09:34:58 pm »
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That’s weird. You’d expect the side with significant Irish immigration to get the “Celtic” stat boost, not the side of folks larping as English aristocrats.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15046 on: July 26, 2018, 04:38:37 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on July 25, 2018, 05:28:37 pm
spicy dildo excercise equipment
Quote from: Hanslanda on July 25, 2018, 07:48:45 pm
They're distracted by how sexy you are, Eric.
Quote from: Reelya on July 26, 2018, 03:06:13 am
Later back in the wasp hive there's a conversation about the Sexy-Smelling Killer Shoe.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15047 on: July 26, 2018, 01:08:29 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on July 20, 2018, 06:58:51 am
I was sweating my balls off. I don't ever recall having my palms so drenched without actually running them under a tap.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15048 on: July 26, 2018, 04:25:15 pm »
Quote from: Egan_BW on July 26, 2018, 03:04:31 pm
railgun and science are not fundamentally opposed methods of thinking
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Quote from: Hanslanda on October 27, 2018, 12:45:27 pm
In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
Quote from: JoshuaFH on February 13, 2020, 07:38:07 am
One mustn't stare into the pathos, lest one become Pathos.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15049 on: July 26, 2018, 06:10:11 pm »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15050 on: July 26, 2018, 10:00:06 pm »
Quote from: scriver on July 26, 2018, 08:23:14 am
he says "bleh this food isn't spicy" when he actually means "this food doesn't get me high".
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15051 on: July 27, 2018, 10:28:33 am »
Quote from: Kagus on July 27, 2018, 09:42:09 am
If you're poor, it's mid or feed.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15052 on: July 27, 2018, 10:54:48 am »
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Why does matter? Or does it?
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Quote from: Hanslanda on October 27, 2018, 12:45:27 pm
In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
Quote from: JoshuaFH on February 13, 2020, 07:38:07 am
One mustn't stare into the pathos, lest one become Pathos.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15053 on: July 27, 2018, 02:46:09 pm »
Quote from: A LP of The Incredible Machine 3
He can walk on cheese, I think. An useful skill.
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I always figured you should never bring a gun to a gun fight because then you'll be part of a gun fight.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15054 on: July 27, 2018, 11:21:57 pm »
Quote from: Kagus on July 27, 2018, 02:21:19 pm
We don't need clubs, we can sneak up and strangle people with our bare hands.

Quote from: Kagus on July 27, 2018, 04:58:06 pm
In short: Yes, but fuck you.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15055 on: July 28, 2018, 08:31:54 am »
Quote from: Hanslanda on July 27, 2018, 06:12:42 pm
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on July 27, 2018, 04:30:31 pm
You do?!?!?! That's great? Can I have your number? I'd like some meth, if you have it.

No, no, no. Meth is no fun.

Ask them for coke, you newb. Cocaine is the fucking SHIT.
Quote from: MrRoboto75 on July 27, 2018, 10:27:30 pm
When a stranger offers you drugs, you say "thanks"

Because drugs are expensive af
Quote from: Max™ on July 28, 2018, 03:10:00 am
Quote from: Yoink on July 27, 2018, 07:19:20 pm
That whole "not even once" thing is ridiculous hyperbole.
I thought it was dosage advice: don't limit yourself to a single hit, try a bunch!
Quote from: ChairmanPoo on July 28, 2018, 04:13:37 am
Never get high on your own supply
Quote from: George_Chickens on July 28, 2018, 04:15:28 am
Never buy drugs. Your friends can do it for you.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15056 on: July 28, 2018, 01:51:38 pm »
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Yes we need more warcrimes in here
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Quote from: Glass on March 31, 2018, 03:09:12 pm
Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15057 on: July 29, 2018, 05:03:19 pm »
Quote from: Darkmere on July 29, 2018, 01:39:57 pm
humans drink water so they're kinda like vampires
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Quote from: xkcd
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15058 on: July 29, 2018, 08:23:44 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on July 29, 2018, 04:34:45 am
We're going to need better toilets.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15059 on: July 29, 2018, 10:34:42 pm »
Quote from: FelixSparks, when asked how something was
Was v giid,
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