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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763520 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14460 on: February 13, 2018, 02:07:42 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14461 on: February 13, 2018, 04:47:57 pm »
Quote from: Dozebôm Lolumzalěs on February 13, 2018, 02:07:42 pm
Quote from: 3rd Edition Dungeons and Discourse Rulebook
[If] two Popes meet, either one must voluntarily relinquish the title [...] or they must fight to the death.

(with crossed fingers behind back) 'ok dude ur absolutely the pope not me no sirree'
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14462 on: February 14, 2018, 12:23:24 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14463 on: February 14, 2018, 05:12:39 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14464 on: February 14, 2018, 05:30:26 pm »
Quote from: Teneb on February 14, 2018, 11:40:29 am
Madness! Soon you'll be saying we have to stop people from killing each other as well!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14465 on: February 14, 2018, 06:57:58 pm »
Quote from: Teneb on February 14, 2018, 05:56:10 pm
"Sir, Fort Cocaine is under attack by addicts!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14466 on: February 14, 2018, 07:23:09 pm »
Quote from: Teneb on February 01, 2018, 04:02:40 pm
How do you arrest someone who is already arrested?

((Teneb is on a roll.))
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14467 on: February 14, 2018, 10:08:38 pm »
Quote from: SalmonGod on February 14, 2018, 09:35:53 pm
I would comment, but Descan stuffed me under his bed several years ago.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14468 on: February 16, 2018, 03:55:39 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14469 on: February 17, 2018, 03:03:40 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14470 on: February 17, 2018, 11:55:31 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14471 on: February 17, 2018, 05:21:09 pm »
Quote from: Lovefool on February 17, 2018, 09:05:43 am
You have dreams of slaughtering people with your bat. These are good dreams.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14472 on: February 18, 2018, 02:19:21 pm »
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Bermello Ajamil’s design for the UK bears no relation to the outline of Britain, or to its architecture. Instead, it looks like a pair of mating caterpillars,
Probably funnier when you see the image (and yes it's SFW).

Context if you're curious, near the bottom of the article.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14473 on: February 19, 2018, 04:46:28 am »
Quote from: Culise on February 19, 2018, 01:53:14 am
Needless to say, I blundered into a nasty big bundle of scales, claws, and serious anger problems that also happened to be invisible.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14474 on: February 20, 2018, 09:32:38 am »
Quote from: Noyemi K on December 07, 2017, 04:18:41 pm
I like your potato even more than you do
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
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